⓪⑧ (sort of)

[docfoul]

DDD: Party for no discernible reason other than the White Text Guy having said so.



Whether you were invited, came of your own volition, were dragged here by some weirdos in green, or just popped up in the classic "community made you do it" fashion, you are now in THE FELT MANSION. And since Doc Scratch is and will always be an excellent host, you can count on having good food, drinks, and party games aplenty.

There isn't much he can do about the TIME SHENANIGANS, though. But you can steer clear of those if you know how. Unfortunately, there is no way to avoid the mansion's collection of A THOUSAND CLOCKS.

(Speaking of time shenanigans, you may also want to refer here for a rough explanation of what those shenanigans might be. But don't worry about it too much, really. You can just say something if you want to run into a Felt NPC and, hopefully, the shenanigans will be immensely fun for all.)

You should also feel free to START ANY NEW THREADS.

Comments

ENTRANCE LOBBY

[docfoul]

[Just got here? Completely lost? Either way, your host is here to greet you - and it should be easy to find anyone else you'd like, too.]

[ghostshippingly]

[ hangin' around the entrance lobby, chillin' and squinting curiously at all the clocks and decor.

this is the oddest place she has been to a party in in some time. ]

[bittymatou]

Okay, what the hell is this place. I liked the castle better.

[Grouchy eight-year-old Shinji is grouchy.]

[aquaticrush]

Ah! *bows* Um, h-hello.

[tenminutes]

[ Poking around is totally her intent, but she figured she'd at least go say hi to the host first. Wave. ]

[spiritually]

[ He's not sure what he's doing here.. but he wanted to try to be more social.

Except now he's not sure what to do and is standing around in the entrance looking lost already. ]

DINING ROOM

[docfoul]

[Food, drink and snacks as far as the eye can see. And, thank goodness, it's not green. (Unless... it's supposed to be...) Also, IT NEVER ENDS. No, seriously. None of this stuff ever runs out. If you somehow get to the bottom of a bowl, it will fill right up again before your eyes.

Mind what you eat, though, because you might be screwed if you have to go off looking for the bathrooms.]

[timey_wimey]

[ what better place to mingle and find out what's a-happenin' than where there's food? skinny pinstripes mcgee here will be hanging around with a plate full of nibbles, looking to chat. ]

[starblaze]

[so Shooter wandered away from Dead Master and is so lost. she has pretty much no idea what's... anything, really. this is all completely new to her.

food! that's also new to her. she's just sort of awkwardly staring at it all, unsure what to do.]

[grimdarkseer]

[When she's not hunting the mansion, Rose is in the dining room on the off-chance that she might find someone she wouldn't hate talking to. She's not a big one for parties but since she's here, she may as well have a not entirely hateful time if she can.

The astute may notice that she's not eating or drinking]

[tenminutes]

[ Yuri's not eating the food. She's just taking it out of the bowls to see what happens. There's a pile of food on the table next to her. ]

Re: DINING ROOM

[reloadfromsave]

[ homura is here 100% because Scratch is a fucker and she doesn't know what he's going to pull but she knows she won't like it

so she's just staring at the snacks

suspiciously ]

[oceanicbutterfly]

[...is this a bowl of little ASCII arrows? What the hell?]

[ponytailprince]

[Staring at the food.... not...trusting....at all....!!]

GAME ROOM

[docfoul]

[There is quite a selection here! In fact, you have a feeling that, if there is anything you would like to play that isn't immediately visible, you need only speak up and Scratch will provide the means for you to do so.

Or, in other words, if you think of a cool game, go ahead and start a thread for it.]

CUE SPORTS

[docfoul]

[Man, there are like three billiards tables here. Also, Scratch might be sitting on one. LET HIM TELL YOU ABOUT BILLIARDS...]

CARD GAMES

[docfoul]

[Poker? Blackjack? Your own creative spin on Yu-Gi-Oh using a traditional deck of cards? Have at it - and some of the Felt might even join in!

They cheat. A lot.]

PIN THE TAIL???

[docfoul]

[There is, apparently, an open game of the classic party hit "Pin the Tail on the Donkey" here.

Except the tail is already there.

What the heck?]

WORKSHOP

[docfoul]

[Poke around, and you may find what appears to be a tailor's workshop. It contains several effigies at varying degrees of repair, and... a huge, eye-searing (or hypnotising, depending on who you ask) overcoat that looks like it might fit the goddamn Hulk. As the party goes on, you might even notice the coat gaining new rips and tears...

Linger here and you'll definitely come across the Felt's tailor.]

[timey_wimey]

[ did someone say poking around? he is the king of poking around, it is him. ooo what is this mysterious room with all these effigies in? he'll just be creeping around observing them all at length with his brainy specs on, frowning as he puzzles them out. ]

Hmm, interesting...

Re: WORKSHOP

[sandinmyboots]

[This coat. This gorgeous coat.]

[IT'S HIS NOW. He is taking it. And, when he's done, he'll blow up those effegies on account of Scratch is not allowed to have nice things.]

[Actually, he's gonna blow them up first. He doesn't like how they look. Let's lob a nice fireball at those suckers.]

Firaga!

[AND WHEN THAT SUCKER LANDS THEY WILL ALL BE ON FIYAAAAH unless some douchebag blocks it with his huge body but what are the chances of that???]

[exceedingwords]

[She is lingering where she feels the most secure. Which is of course, where the clothes are kept. Oh my, that coat...is so hypontising..]

YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE YOU'RE GOING

[docfoul]

[Nope, you have no goddamn clue. This mansion is huge and all the ticking clocks might very well be giving you a headache by this point.

But be careful where you wander, or you might exit and re-enter a room to find that is suddenly in complete disrepair, or worse.

... That is, you can use this thread as an excuse to bump into one of the Felt and get into some serious shenanigans, if it doesn't naturally come up anywhere else. Heck, use the RNG, if you want! It's not like anybody's going to die.

Hopefully.]

[hugmyscythe]

[She has been to this place once before. That time...was very strange. Obviously she was not meant to be there. But now? Seems like this place is open for some sort of party. So of course she drags Shooter to the world of Doc Scratch for her first official visit to another world.]

[soulfist]

[ annnnd Morrigan is lost. somewhere. looking around at everything ]