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DDD: Party for no discernible reason other than the White Text Guy having said so.

Whether you were invited, came of your own volition, were dragged here by some weirdos in green, or just popped up in the classic "community made you do it" fashion, you are now in THE FELT MANSION. And since Doc Scratch is and will always be an excellent host, you can count on having good food, drinks, and party games aplenty.

There isn't much he can do about the TIME SHENANIGANS, though. But you can steer clear of those if you know how. Unfortunately, there is no way to avoid the mansion's collection of A THOUSAND CLOCKS.

(Speaking of time shenanigans, you may also want to refer here for a rough explanation of what those shenanigans might be. But don't worry about it too much, really. You can just say something if you want to run into a Felt NPC and, hopefully, the shenanigans will be immensely fun for all.)

You should also feel free to START ANY NEW THREADS.

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I haven't eaten anything yet.

Neither have I.

...Do you need to eat?

[ busted. ]

Nah.

Could you if you wanted to?

Don't think I've got anywhere for it to go.

[ stares at his stomach for a moment..... ]

I think you're right.

Could try shoving something down there but I don't think I'd be able to get it back out.

I'm okay with not trying.

We could take bets on how long it takes me to work out how to get it out.

Do I have to watch?

Do you trust me not to cheat?

I don't care whether you cheat or not.

Guess there's no issue then.

[ a pause. she can't actually remember where this conversation was supposed to be going ]

Are you staying here, or are you going to look around?

Why would I want to look around? I'd probably find his skeevy underage porn room.

To find out what he's intending.

I'll find someone else to come with me.

Is that you trying to convince me without trying to convince me?

No. If I wanted to convince you, I'd convince you.

Uh-huh.

I'll go with you.

Are you going to take it seriously?

Only until we find his creepy loli sex toy room.

Then I'll probs do an acrobatic pirouette off the handle and go bleach my everything.

That's fine, as long as you don't expect me to catch you.

Can you catch a guy whose feet don't touch the ground?

Does it matter if I'm not going to do it?

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