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DDD: Party for no discernible reason other than the White Text Guy having said so.

Whether you were invited, came of your own volition, were dragged here by some weirdos in green, or just popped up in the classic "community made you do it" fashion, you are now in THE FELT MANSION. And since Doc Scratch is and will always be an excellent host, you can count on having good food, drinks, and party games aplenty.

There isn't much he can do about the TIME SHENANIGANS, though. But you can steer clear of those if you know how. Unfortunately, there is no way to avoid the mansion's collection of A THOUSAND CLOCKS.

(Speaking of time shenanigans, you may also want to refer here for a rough explanation of what those shenanigans might be. But don't worry about it too much, really. You can just say something if you want to run into a Felt NPC and, hopefully, the shenanigans will be immensely fun for all.)

You should also feel free to START ANY NEW THREADS.

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[Just got here? Completely lost? Either way, your host is here to greet you - and it should be easy to find anyone else you'd like, too.]

[Food, drink and snacks as far as the eye can see. And, thank goodness, it's not green. (Unless... it's supposed to be...) Also, IT NEVER ENDS. No, seriously. None of this stuff ever runs out. If you somehow get to the bottom of a bowl, it will fill right up again before your eyes.

Mind what you eat, though, because you might be screwed if you have to go off looking for the bathrooms.]

[There is quite a selection here! In fact, you have a feeling that, if there is anything you would like to play that isn't immediately visible, you need only speak up and Scratch will provide the means for you to do so.

Or, in other words, if you think of a cool game, go ahead and start a thread for it.]

[Poke around, and you may find what appears to be a tailor's workshop. It contains several effigies at varying degrees of repair, and... a huge, eye-searing (or hypnotising, depending on who you ask) overcoat that looks like it might fit the goddamn Hulk. As the party goes on, you might even notice the coat gaining new rips and tears...

Linger here and you'll definitely come across the Felt's tailor.]

[Nope, you have no goddamn clue. This mansion is huge and all the ticking clocks might very well be giving you a headache by this point.

But be careful where you wander, or you might exit and re-enter a room to find that is suddenly in complete disrepair, or worse.

... That is, you can use this thread as an excuse to bump into one of the Felt and get into some serious shenanigans, if it doesn't naturally come up anywhere else. Heck, use the RNG, if you want! It's not like anybody's going to die.

Hopefully.]

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