⓪⑧ (sort of)

[docfoul]

DDD: Party for no discernible reason other than the White Text Guy having said so.



Whether you were invited, came of your own volition, were dragged here by some weirdos in green, or just popped up in the classic "community made you do it" fashion, you are now in THE FELT MANSION. And since Doc Scratch is and will always be an excellent host, you can count on having good food, drinks, and party games aplenty.

There isn't much he can do about the TIME SHENANIGANS, though. But you can steer clear of those if you know how. Unfortunately, there is no way to avoid the mansion's collection of A THOUSAND CLOCKS.

(Speaking of time shenanigans, you may also want to refer here for a rough explanation of what those shenanigans might be. But don't worry about it too much, really. You can just say something if you want to run into a Felt NPC and, hopefully, the shenanigans will be immensely fun for all.)

You should also feel free to START ANY NEW THREADS.

Comments

[hot_shock]

This is standard Turk equipment, it ain't difficult to use if you really wanna learn [Reno turns around holding the E-Mag out to Birkin, though he's careful to present him with the grip and not the active end] but only if you feel comfortable holding my rod.

[touchofgenius]

Don't worry; I'm something of an expert at handling other men's rods, heh. It's not going to start talking to me is it? I don't think I can handle another sentient weapon in my life.

[But before even waiting for an answer, curiosity making him press forward, he grabs the E-Mag cautiously, getting a feel for the weight.]

[hot_shock]

An expert you say? Now I have to wonder about your technique. [Another sentient weapon...? Gives Birkin an odd look] Last time I checked it wasn't talkin'...unless it's a you thing then it's out of my hands.

[And once the E-Mag is in Birkin's hands, Reno sidles around behind him taking up a position that's no where near the business end of the rod. Now he'll just show you how to use it, which requires a little hands on tutoring, so excuse him.]

So you wanna hold it like this [and Reno shows him how his position himself and his hand, and where his fingers should be] That button activates it...you wanna keep it away from your body too...and if you wanna increase the voltage...there's a sliding knob there on the side...you just thumb it up or down.

[touchofgenius]

[Birkin slides the knob aaaaall the way down; he's not even going to pretend he knows what the fuck he's messing with before he actually fixes his fingers to the right spots and presses the start button.]

So just... Swing?