⓪⑧ (sort of)

[docfoul]

DDD: Party for no discernible reason other than the White Text Guy having said so.



Whether you were invited, came of your own volition, were dragged here by some weirdos in green, or just popped up in the classic "community made you do it" fashion, you are now in THE FELT MANSION. And since Doc Scratch is and will always be an excellent host, you can count on having good food, drinks, and party games aplenty.

There isn't much he can do about the TIME SHENANIGANS, though. But you can steer clear of those if you know how. Unfortunately, there is no way to avoid the mansion's collection of A THOUSAND CLOCKS.

(Speaking of time shenanigans, you may also want to refer here for a rough explanation of what those shenanigans might be. But don't worry about it too much, really. You can just say something if you want to run into a Felt NPC and, hopefully, the shenanigans will be immensely fun for all.)

You should also feel free to START ANY NEW THREADS.

Comments

[grimdarkseer]

How long have you been part of the community?

[bittymatou]

About two months now, I think.

[grimdarkseer]

Hmm. Long enough, I suspect, to appreciate that not every member is human.

[bittymatou]

I guess so. It's still pretty weird.

[grimdarkseer]

That I won't deny. Still, it sounds as though you're at least used to weird.

[bittymatou]

I can't imagine anyone here being normal.

[grimdarkseer]

I expect that very much depends on your definition of normal.

[bittymatou]

...I'm not even sure what that is.

[grimdarkseer]

Well, there must be some base line you consider to be the average for your environment, around which you can discern what is weird and what isn't.

[bittymatou]

Then we get into a whole conversation about apocalyptic scenarios and it's really boring.

[grimdarkseer]

You too, huh? That seems to be remarkably common around the community.

[bittymatou]

We should have a club. Share tips and everything.

[grimdarkseer]

Oh yes. The duck-community guide to surviving apocolyptic scenarios. All we'd need is to know the common factors between them all.

[bittymatou]

That won't take too long to make. I'll get to it when I have spare time.

[grimdarkseer]

Presumably once you have spoken to representatives from all worlds known to have experienced such scenarios?

[bittymatou]

"Listen up, Matou Shinji deigns to speak to you."

Shouldn't be too hard to gather them up.

[grimdarkseer]

Somehow I don't think that approach will endear you to many.

[bittymatou]

You don't think so? Hmmph.

[grimdarkseer]

I think most would find being addressed in that manner an affront at the best of times, never mind from one as young as you.

[bittymatou]

There's nothing wrong with my age!

[Never mind that he hides it for exactly that reason.]

[grimdarkseer]

Tell you what. You try it your way and let me know how it goes.

[Should be entertaining]

[bittymatou]

Yeah, you just watch.

[grimdarkseer]

Believe me, I will.

[bittymatou]

...So, how post-apocalyptic is your world?

[grimdarkseer]

My world doesn't exist any more.