⓪⑧ (sort of)

[docfoul]

DDD: Party for no discernible reason other than the White Text Guy having said so.



Whether you were invited, came of your own volition, were dragged here by some weirdos in green, or just popped up in the classic "community made you do it" fashion, you are now in THE FELT MANSION. And since Doc Scratch is and will always be an excellent host, you can count on having good food, drinks, and party games aplenty.

There isn't much he can do about the TIME SHENANIGANS, though. But you can steer clear of those if you know how. Unfortunately, there is no way to avoid the mansion's collection of A THOUSAND CLOCKS.

(Speaking of time shenanigans, you may also want to refer here for a rough explanation of what those shenanigans might be. But don't worry about it too much, really. You can just say something if you want to run into a Felt NPC and, hopefully, the shenanigans will be immensely fun for all.)

You should also feel free to START ANY NEW THREADS.

Comments

Re: DINING ROOM

[reloadfromsave]

[ homura is here 100% because Scratch is a fucker and she doesn't know what he's going to pull but she knows she won't like it

so she's just staring at the snacks

suspiciously ]

[docfoul]

They are edible, you know.

[reloadfromsave]

I'm not hungry.

[docfoul]

I know. Does that really warrant such suspicion towards the offerings, though?

[reloadfromsave]

Have you ever read any fairy tales?

[docfoul]

I have never bothered with any originating from Earth before this point, but if you give me a second, I can do it.

[reloadfromsave]

I won't.

If you end up somewhere strange, you shouldn't eat the food. You may be stuck there.

[docfoul]

If I didn't already know my word is worth very little to you, I would offer it.

[reloadfromsave]

That's right, it is.

[selfished]

[ wow, what's so suspicious about the snacks, Homura!! either way Kyouko doesn't seem to be too suspicious of them, considering Homura might see the other girl a little distance away from her munching down on them contently - and she doesn't show any signs of stopping of taking advantage of the free food soon, really. ]

[reloadfromsave]

[ yeah well kyoko is kyoko there's nothing that can be done about that ]

So you did come.

[selfished]

[ r u d e ]

I'm not skipping out on free food, weird party or not. What do I look like, an idiot?

[reloadfromsave]

[ honest tbh ]

No.

Let me know if you see anything strange. [ pause... ] Anything dangerous and strange.

[selfished]

.... This entire place is green. 'Strange' is the only word that suits this place.

[ sort of a 'duh' look at that, but it disappears once she shoves more food into her mouth. ]

Nothing has tried attacking me yet though, so I guess not dangerous.

[reloadfromsave]

That's why I clarified.

Can I count on you if something happens?

[selfished]

... [ slowly raises an eyebrow, but then she shrugs. ]

Sure, I guess. Don't see what could happen here, unless this place is suddenly stormed.

[reloadfromsave]

All right.

Maybe nothing will happen. I don't trust him, though.

[cocksprite]

Twenty bucks says it's all poisoned.

[reloadfromsave]

I don't think killing people is his style. He probably would rather us kill each other.

[cocksprite]

Twenty bucks they'll make us go Battle Royale all over the living room.

[reloadfromsave]

I don't feel murderous. Do you?

[cocksprite]

I haven't eaten anything yet.

[reloadfromsave]

Neither have I.

...Do you need to eat?

[cocksprite]

[ busted. ]

Nah.

[reloadfromsave]

Could you if you wanted to?