⓪⑧ (sort of)

[docfoul]

DDD: Party for no discernible reason other than the White Text Guy having said so.



Whether you were invited, came of your own volition, were dragged here by some weirdos in green, or just popped up in the classic "community made you do it" fashion, you are now in THE FELT MANSION. And since Doc Scratch is and will always be an excellent host, you can count on having good food, drinks, and party games aplenty.

There isn't much he can do about the TIME SHENANIGANS, though. But you can steer clear of those if you know how. Unfortunately, there is no way to avoid the mansion's collection of A THOUSAND CLOCKS.

(Speaking of time shenanigans, you may also want to refer here for a rough explanation of what those shenanigans might be. But don't worry about it too much, really. You can just say something if you want to run into a Felt NPC and, hopefully, the shenanigans will be immensely fun for all.)

You should also feel free to START ANY NEW THREADS.

Comments

[docfoul]

I know. Does that really warrant such suspicion towards the offerings, though?

[reloadfromsave]

Have you ever read any fairy tales?

[docfoul]

I have never bothered with any originating from Earth before this point, but if you give me a second, I can do it.

[reloadfromsave]

I won't.

If you end up somewhere strange, you shouldn't eat the food. You may be stuck there.

[docfoul]

If I didn't already know my word is worth very little to you, I would offer it.

[reloadfromsave]

That's right, it is.

[docfoul]

Try to have a good time, at the very least.

[reloadfromsave]

No.

[docfoul]

Really? Well, then. If you leave this place considering it to have been a waste of time, know there is no one to blame for that but yourself.

[reloadfromsave]

I'm satisfied with that.