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DDD: Party for no discernible reason other than the White Text Guy having said so.

Whether you were invited, came of your own volition, were dragged here by some weirdos in green, or just popped up in the classic "community made you do it" fashion, you are now in THE FELT MANSION. And since Doc Scratch is and will always be an excellent host, you can count on having good food, drinks, and party games aplenty.
There isn't much he can do about the TIME SHENANIGANS, though. But you can steer clear of those if you know how. Unfortunately, there is no way to avoid the mansion's collection of A THOUSAND CLOCKS.
(Speaking of time shenanigans, you may also want to refer here for a rough explanation of what those shenanigans might be. But don't worry about it too much, really. You can just say something if you want to run into a Felt NPC and, hopefully, the shenanigans will be immensely fun for all.)
You should also feel free to START ANY NEW THREADS.

Whether you were invited, came of your own volition, were dragged here by some weirdos in green, or just popped up in the classic "community made you do it" fashion, you are now in THE FELT MANSION. And since Doc Scratch is and will always be an excellent host, you can count on having good food, drinks, and party games aplenty.
There isn't much he can do about the TIME SHENANIGANS, though. But you can steer clear of those if you know how. Unfortunately, there is no way to avoid the mansion's collection of A THOUSAND CLOCKS.
(Speaking of time shenanigans, you may also want to refer here for a rough explanation of what those shenanigans might be. But don't worry about it too much, really. You can just say something if you want to run into a Felt NPC and, hopefully, the shenanigans will be immensely fun for all.)
You should also feel free to START ANY NEW THREADS.
YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE YOU'RE GOING
But be careful where you wander, or you might exit and re-enter a room to find that is suddenly in complete disrepair, or worse.
... That is, you can use this thread as an excuse to bump into one of the Felt and get into some serious shenanigans, if it doesn't naturally come up anywhere else. Heck, use the RNG, if you want! It's not like anybody's going to die.
Hopefully.]
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even got lost in Shinjuku once. with people taking pictures of her because she was working that whole gothic loli design. go on, ask her about brands. she can tell you some of them.]
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[... Yup, he TALKS like that in person too.]
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Oh? Then where is your apartment~?
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Well~ It's nice to see a familiar face here. How are you?
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those boobsthat face. ]Hey.
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Or, if that infernal ticking doesn't stop, in case of having to blow up one or two hundred of those clocks. Either way, feel free to run into her, just don't expect much party spirit]
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*WAVE WAVE :D*
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I mean what.]
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Azula!
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So he's off to find the host. They have a lot of talking to do.]
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I thought I was just in this room...
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Are you lost?
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Birkin is going to break every last one of these fucking clocks if it's the last thing he does. Stupid gang with their stupid lousy obsession with clocks.
Tock. Tick. Tock.
He's going to start with that little one up on the mantle. Maybe someone should stop him before he makes a mess or completely transforms into Spades Slick.]
I seriously typed cock
What are you doing?
Well I'm sure Birkin's smashed quite a few cocks in his life too
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*SMASH*
You see the little clock on the mantel? It now has an E-Mag sticking out of it's face.]
Y'waited too long.
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Okay, but in all seriousness, poor Harumi got lost. SOMEONE COME FIND HER AND THEN ALL THE CRAZINESS SHALL ENSUE... ]
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You have no idea where you are, though you vaguely remember hearing about yourself when you were your past self. You are pretty sure you will get out of this all right, but you were kind of on the way to your organic chemistry class, and you'll be very annoyed if your HIGHER EDUCATION is adversely affected by WEIRD TIME SHIT.]