⓪⑧ (sort of)

[docfoul]

DDD: Party for no discernible reason other than the White Text Guy having said so.



Whether you were invited, came of your own volition, were dragged here by some weirdos in green, or just popped up in the classic "community made you do it" fashion, you are now in THE FELT MANSION. And since Doc Scratch is and will always be an excellent host, you can count on having good food, drinks, and party games aplenty.

There isn't much he can do about the TIME SHENANIGANS, though. But you can steer clear of those if you know how. Unfortunately, there is no way to avoid the mansion's collection of A THOUSAND CLOCKS.

(Speaking of time shenanigans, you may also want to refer here for a rough explanation of what those shenanigans might be. But don't worry about it too much, really. You can just say something if you want to run into a Felt NPC and, hopefully, the shenanigans will be immensely fun for all.)

You should also feel free to START ANY NEW THREADS.

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[docfoul]

I do not simply think it, I know it.

[soulfist]

Oh you do, hmm?

And...what do you think that you know?

[docfoul]

Didn't I just say I know it? But I can leave the nuances of wording aside before we get caught up in them. What I know, Morrigan Aensland, is that you are a succubus.

[soulfist]

How did you come about this finding? I want to know how you know this. [ getting a little hostile tone but she's still smiling as always ]

[docfoul]

I am omniscient, my dear. I didn't "come about" this finding so much as it was always there, plain for me to see. There is no need for you to worry, though. Your secret is safe with me.

[soulfist]

I thought that I was hiding it pretty well... [ pouts ]

[docfoul]

You are, but not from the omniscient.

[soulfist]

It's only fair that I know what exactly you are now~

[docfoul]

I don't see why not. I am the first guardian of this planet, Alternia. Ever since I was born, I have been overseeing its development. I am also a puppet with a large cueball for a head.

[soulfist]

Guardian? Oh my, that is something great. And you're still cute for being a puppet.

I'm the queen of Makai, that's one thing that you didn't know about me~

[docfoul]

What if I simply didn't mention it?

[soulfist]

Because I just told you.

[docfoul]

So, you see, it would have been redundant of me to mention it earlier.

[soulfist]

So I want to meet your master. Where is he now?

[docfoul]

He is here. Else-when.