⓪⑧ (sort of)

[docfoul]

DDD: Party for no discernible reason other than the White Text Guy having said so.



Whether you were invited, came of your own volition, were dragged here by some weirdos in green, or just popped up in the classic "community made you do it" fashion, you are now in THE FELT MANSION. And since Doc Scratch is and will always be an excellent host, you can count on having good food, drinks, and party games aplenty.

There isn't much he can do about the TIME SHENANIGANS, though. But you can steer clear of those if you know how. Unfortunately, there is no way to avoid the mansion's collection of A THOUSAND CLOCKS.

(Speaking of time shenanigans, you may also want to refer here for a rough explanation of what those shenanigans might be. But don't worry about it too much, really. You can just say something if you want to run into a Felt NPC and, hopefully, the shenanigans will be immensely fun for all.)

You should also feel free to START ANY NEW THREADS.

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[selfished]

[ SHUT UP. ]

If it's poisoned, I would have died already. [ except not since she's just a soul in a gem but ssh, ssh.. ]

So come on and eat, kid, you still have to grow from it.

[ponytailprince]

[Hands in his pockets, nope not eating.]

And who're you calling a kid? You sure look like one to me as well.

[selfished]

How old are ya, then?

[ grabbing some of the food right away from under his nose, even though she's standing on the opposite site, and eating it with a grin. ]

[ponytailprince]

Eleven...

[he grumbles... since he's been told by people he's just tiny. x( ]

[selfished]

[ Her grin widens pretty obviously, and she points at him with the food she's eating before shoving it into her mouth and munching as she talks. ]

Then I'm older than you by far, so I can call ya kid all I want to, kid!

[ponytailprince]

[KUHH...!! HE'S MORE MATURE THAN YOU, ASSHOLE.]

Even though you're older, I can tell you're the immature type. So who's the kid here, really?

[selfished]

[ WOW HAVING A DEEP MAN VOICE DOESN'T NECESSARILY MAKE YOU MATURE!! ]

H-- hey, how am I immature, brat?!

[ponytailprince]

[wow does too]

Do you really need me to answer that. It should be fairly obvious.

[selfished]

If you don't give me an answer, then you're just a brat that can't make a real argument.

[ponytailprince]

[...]

Someone who likes to tease and make fun of someone just because they're younger than them, calling them names even, clearly can't be mature enough to get any kind of respect back.

[and he reaches forward, grabbing a sausage.]

[selfished]

.... [ She's about to snap back, but then she sees him grabbing that mustache, and just.. her grin grows..

Feel free to go ahead and eat it, Kouji. Nothing suspicious here.. n_n ]

[ponytailprince]

[pauses....

..then he looks up at her...]

What is it now? I don't like that stupid grin of yours.

[selfished]

Ah, nothing.. [ still grinning!! ]

You were about to eat, right? Just go ahead already before it gets cold.

[ponytailprince]

[frowning.

biggest frown. Then he takes the sausage and... holds it out to her.]

You take a bite first, I'm still convinced it's poisoned. Especially with that expression on your face.

[selfished]

Sure, sure.

[ She doesn't seem fazed in the slightest, grin still in place once she takes the sausage and takes a bite, munching on it contently before swallowing. See, nothing wrong. ]

... Are you so sure you still want to eat from that one now, though? Some people might call that an indirect kiss! [ LAUGHING SO MUCH. ]

[ponytailprince]

[.............oh.

oh.

oh................ :( ]

I... I don't care. I'm not a kid, I told you. [BE STRONG KOUJI...!!]

[selfished]

[ HANG IN THERE, KOUJI.. n_n ]

Well, then go ahead! If you don't care, then you'll do it for sure, right? [ HEHEHEHEHE. ]

[ponytailprince]

[he...took the sausage back and.... stared at it. It was no big deal, it was... it wasn't even like a kiss or anything...! Whatever, he was the king of not caring.]

Wow you're annoying.

[and he took a bite as well, same side she did. So yeah, it was like an indirect kissu.]

[selfished]

[ Indirect kissu, never forget. BUT SHE'S STILL GRINNING since the indirect kissu was only one half of the plan and all, you know. ]

So.. who again said he wasn't going to eat any of the food since it was suspicious..?

[ponytailprince]

[....pauses mid-chew, and then glances up to her.]

...Leave me alone. Don't you have anyone else to harass?

[selfished]

Their reactions wouldn't be as much fun as yours.

[ grabbing more food to eat while she still grins.. ]

[ponytailprince]

[...! He swallows and looks at her with a big frown on his face! And then huffs and turns away. He's not talking anymore!!]

[selfished]

[ ... Is he seriously turning away-- AHAHAHA, YES, VICTORY.

Kyouko: 1 | Kouji: 0 ]

Fine, fine.. [ standing up and stretching a little. ] Just tell me when you feel like you're finally ready to play with the grown ups, kid, then I'll come to talk to ya again sometime.

[ponytailprince]

[screw you kyouko.]

It's just pointless to try and talk to someone who clearly has no brain. Come back and talk when you find yours.

[selfished]

Ah, so you're the kinda guy who has indirect kisses with people without brains, huh? Didn't knew you're the type who fell for scarecrows!

[ LAUGHING SO HARD as she sticks her hands in her pockets and turns around to walk away laughing.. ]