⓪⑧ (sort of)

[docfoul]

DDD: Party for no discernible reason other than the White Text Guy having said so.



Whether you were invited, came of your own volition, were dragged here by some weirdos in green, or just popped up in the classic "community made you do it" fashion, you are now in THE FELT MANSION. And since Doc Scratch is and will always be an excellent host, you can count on having good food, drinks, and party games aplenty.

There isn't much he can do about the TIME SHENANIGANS, though. But you can steer clear of those if you know how. Unfortunately, there is no way to avoid the mansion's collection of A THOUSAND CLOCKS.

(Speaking of time shenanigans, you may also want to refer here for a rough explanation of what those shenanigans might be. But don't worry about it too much, really. You can just say something if you want to run into a Felt NPC and, hopefully, the shenanigans will be immensely fun for all.)

You should also feel free to START ANY NEW THREADS.

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[ponytailprince]

[pauses....

..then he looks up at her...]

What is it now? I don't like that stupid grin of yours.

[selfished]

Ah, nothing.. [ still grinning!! ]

You were about to eat, right? Just go ahead already before it gets cold.

[ponytailprince]

[frowning.

biggest frown. Then he takes the sausage and... holds it out to her.]

You take a bite first, I'm still convinced it's poisoned. Especially with that expression on your face.

[selfished]

Sure, sure.

[ She doesn't seem fazed in the slightest, grin still in place once she takes the sausage and takes a bite, munching on it contently before swallowing. See, nothing wrong. ]

... Are you so sure you still want to eat from that one now, though? Some people might call that an indirect kiss! [ LAUGHING SO MUCH. ]

[ponytailprince]

[.............oh.

oh.

oh................ :( ]

I... I don't care. I'm not a kid, I told you. [BE STRONG KOUJI...!!]

[selfished]

[ HANG IN THERE, KOUJI.. n_n ]

Well, then go ahead! If you don't care, then you'll do it for sure, right? [ HEHEHEHEHE. ]

[ponytailprince]

[he...took the sausage back and.... stared at it. It was no big deal, it was... it wasn't even like a kiss or anything...! Whatever, he was the king of not caring.]

Wow you're annoying.

[and he took a bite as well, same side she did. So yeah, it was like an indirect kissu.]

[selfished]

[ Indirect kissu, never forget. BUT SHE'S STILL GRINNING since the indirect kissu was only one half of the plan and all, you know. ]

So.. who again said he wasn't going to eat any of the food since it was suspicious..?

[ponytailprince]

[....pauses mid-chew, and then glances up to her.]

...Leave me alone. Don't you have anyone else to harass?

[selfished]

Their reactions wouldn't be as much fun as yours.

[ grabbing more food to eat while she still grins.. ]

[ponytailprince]

[...! He swallows and looks at her with a big frown on his face! And then huffs and turns away. He's not talking anymore!!]

[selfished]

[ ... Is he seriously turning away-- AHAHAHA, YES, VICTORY.

Kyouko: 1 | Kouji: 0 ]

Fine, fine.. [ standing up and stretching a little. ] Just tell me when you feel like you're finally ready to play with the grown ups, kid, then I'll come to talk to ya again sometime.

[ponytailprince]

[screw you kyouko.]

It's just pointless to try and talk to someone who clearly has no brain. Come back and talk when you find yours.

[selfished]

Ah, so you're the kinda guy who has indirect kisses with people without brains, huh? Didn't knew you're the type who fell for scarecrows!

[ LAUGHING SO HARD as she sticks her hands in her pockets and turns around to walk away laughing.. ]

1/2

[ponytailprince]

[THROWS A SAUSAGE AT THE BACK OF HER HEAD!!!!!!!!]

[ponytailprince]

[....oh that wasn't very mature either... uh... puts his hands in his pockets and makes it look like he didn't do anything

lalala...~!]

[selfished]

[ SUDDENLY HIT FROM BEHIND BY A SAUSAGE--

... turning around.. eyenarrow.. ]

Oi, kid, what d'ya think you're doing?

[ponytailprince]

[eyes closed~!]

What are you talking about?

[selfished]

Tch, don't even try and pretend to be all innocent! You threw something at me the moment I turned my back, didn't you?

[ponytailprince]

Are you delusional now?

[selfished]

There's no one else even here to throw it! Are you going to tell me it levitated off the table by itself to fling itself at me?

[ponytailprince]

That's right, I'm surprised you figured that out with your brain capacity. Do you forget to breathe sometimes too?

[WOW KOUJI BE NICE!!!]

[selfished]

[ WOW KOUJI SHE WAS JUST TEASING BEFORE BUT THIS IS DOWNRIGHT RUDE? ]

... Oi, kid, what are you saying now? Shouldn't ya show a little more respect to people older than you?

[ponytailprince]

[he looks up at her now, smiling like a sly little fox.]

You should show respect to people stronger than you.

[THATS A CHALLENGE ALRIGHT.]

[selfished]

... Heh.. [ There's a moment where she frowns, but then it changes into a grin, and then she even laughs out loud - really, if it was any worse than it is now it could be considered manically. ]

You really think you're stronger than me?! What a riot!

[ She just steps on the table - not on the food though, finding spots to put her feet between all of it - to bridge the distance between them and looks down at him with a grin. ]