docfoul: (I am classy as fuck.)
Doc Scratch ([personal profile] docfoul) wrote2012-01-23 04:56 pm

⓪⑧ (sort of)

DDD: Party for no discernible reason other than the White Text Guy having said so.



Whether you were invited, came of your own volition, were dragged here by some weirdos in green, or just popped up in the classic "community made you do it" fashion, you are now in THE FELT MANSION. And since Doc Scratch is and will always be an excellent host, you can count on having good food, drinks, and party games aplenty.

There isn't much he can do about the TIME SHENANIGANS, though. But you can steer clear of those if you know how. Unfortunately, there is no way to avoid the mansion's collection of A THOUSAND CLOCKS.

(Speaking of time shenanigans, you may also want to refer here for a rough explanation of what those shenanigans might be. But don't worry about it too much, really. You can just say something if you want to run into a Felt NPC and, hopefully, the shenanigans will be immensely fun for all.)

You should also feel free to START ANY NEW THREADS.

selfished: (in a world without sound)

[personal profile] selfished 2012-01-26 02:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Glad to see there are at least still some normal people left in this world who won't just understand it when someone starts talking about shit that weird.
spiritually: (Default)

[personal profile] spiritually 2012-01-26 09:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Normal people. :'D So happy to be called a normal person even if it's a lie. ]

Things that don't make sense don't make sense no matter what.
selfished: (we could have gone all the way)

[personal profile] selfished 2012-01-26 09:20 pm (UTC)(link)
[ She thinks Natsume is more normal than her okay.. ]

You have a good set of brains. [ holding out her plate filled with sausages.. ] Want one?
spiritually: (Default)

[personal profile] spiritually 2012-01-26 10:32 pm (UTC)(link)
No thanks. [ A little, obviously nervous laugh. He holds up his hand. ] I already ate. Touko-san always makes dinner for us.
selfished: (too many pieces means)

[personal profile] selfished 2012-01-27 07:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Natsume, why. This is just going to make her raise an eyebrow at you. ]

Who comes to a party right after eating dinner? That's pretty stupid.
spiritually: (Default)

[personal profile] spiritually 2012-01-27 09:52 pm (UTC)(link)
I couldn't exactly tell her I was going to a party in another world. I just told her I was going over to Tanuma's. She made extra dinner for him since his dad's out of town, so I brought him dinner and came here...

[ Frown. ]

Was that wrong?

[ Has no idea how this works, obviously. ]
selfished: (in a world without sound)

[personal profile] selfished 2012-01-28 02:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[ ... God, Natsume, stop being such a nice and calm person because Kyouko is like HOW DEAL... ]

N.. no, it's not wrong, but-- tch, you know you should at least eat at a party, right?! That's all!
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[personal profile] spiritually 2012-01-28 07:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Sorry, I'll.. have a sausage then. [ ;; He'll eat one for you Kyouko.. ]
selfished: (standing on the great wall of china)

[personal profile] selfished 2012-01-28 08:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[ .... now she actually feels a little bad. Kyouko Sakura, blunt and rude and loud, feels bad. Darnit, Natsume. ]

... You don't have to eat if you don't really want to, you know..
spiritually: (Nothing to see here move it along! Haha.)

[personal profile] spiritually 2012-01-28 11:05 pm (UTC)(link)
It's okay. One can't hurt. Maybe I can bring some home for Nyanko-sensei too... He'll probably get mad if I come home without something after disappearing for an evening.
selfished: (you only beat me if you get me to hate)

[personal profile] selfished 2012-01-29 02:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Fine, then eat it. [ h-huff.. ]

Who's Nyanko-sensei either way? Some sort of pet name for your cat?
spiritually: (So we're not going to Six Flags?)

[personal profile] spiritually 2012-01-29 07:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[ He takes one and eats it. ] It's good. [ little smile. ]

He's my cat, yeah. He's... overweight, and spoiled, and has a bad attitude. He'll headbutt me if I come home and didn't bring him something to make up for him not even being able to smell me out...
selfished: (i'll dropkick russell stover)

[personal profile] selfished 2012-01-30 01:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Heh, of course it is! It isn't like I'm going to offer you bad food. [ she's sort of the food expert here - even if she shoves about anything right into her mouth.. ]

... Huh, that sounds like a pretty lame sorta pet. Why do you even put up with him?
spiritually: (asghl this ending theme...)

[personal profile] spiritually 2012-01-30 06:12 pm (UTC)(link)
He's pretty protective of me. If I'm ever in trouble he makes sure to come around, even if he's pretty late sometimes.

[ A brief pause. Trouble? He shouldn't have said that... ]

Like if I forget my lunch or.. something.
selfished: (you can take it from me)

[personal profile] selfished 2012-01-30 06:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[ See, he's lucky that he's dealing with Kyouko here, since she finds forgetting food to be a Big Deal and definitely Trouble. ]

So he brings you food, huh..? [ thoughtfully tapping her cheek with her finger. ] Seems like a good enough reason to put up with him, yeah.
spiritually: (How does he even sparkle?)

[personal profile] spiritually 2012-01-30 06:23 pm (UTC)(link)
When he isn't eating it, anyway. [ :| He eats all the food. He's like Kyouko. ]
selfished: (it's yours to keep)

[personal profile] selfished 2012-01-30 06:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[ At that she just lets out a hearthy laugh. ]

I think I'm starting to like this cat already! [ spirit animal. ]
spiritually: (Fml. Seriously. Wtf.)

[personal profile] spiritually 2012-01-30 06:36 pm (UTC)(link)
I get the feeling that the two of you in the same room might cause some kind of paradox...
selfished: (if you would only have had)

[personal profile] selfished 2012-01-30 06:39 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll have to meet this cat sometime. Give him a good pat on the head or two.
spiritually: (Why do I spoil his fat ass?)

[personal profile] spiritually 2012-01-30 06:44 pm (UTC)(link)
He'll probably like that too much...
selfished: (and i'm so hot cause i'm in hell)

[personal profile] selfished 2012-01-30 06:48 pm (UTC)(link)
So the two things he likes are being patted and food?
spiritually: (Wow mun is horrible at keywording...)

[personal profile] spiritually 2012-01-30 06:53 pm (UTC)(link)
And being carried around. I try to take him on walks sometimes, but he usually sneaks into my bag or onto my shoulder or head if I don't just carry him...
selfished: (we could have gone all the way)

[personal profile] selfished 2012-01-30 06:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[ sorry, Natsume, she's still laughing.. ]

Wow, you gotta be joking! This cat sounds like a real lazy ass!
spiritually: (He says he's not a cat. It's not abuse.)

[personal profile] spiritually 2012-01-30 07:09 pm (UTC)(link)
He's like this fat too.. [ Holds his hands out. Seriously, Nyanko-sensei is a bigass cat. ]
selfished: (we could have gone all the way to)

[personal profile] selfished 2012-01-30 07:10 pm (UTC)(link)
And you have to carry him around all the time? Poor guy! [ yet she's still busy laughing her ass off.. ]

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