⓪⑧ (sort of)

[docfoul]

DDD: Party for no discernible reason other than the White Text Guy having said so.



Whether you were invited, came of your own volition, were dragged here by some weirdos in green, or just popped up in the classic "community made you do it" fashion, you are now in THE FELT MANSION. And since Doc Scratch is and will always be an excellent host, you can count on having good food, drinks, and party games aplenty.

There isn't much he can do about the TIME SHENANIGANS, though. But you can steer clear of those if you know how. Unfortunately, there is no way to avoid the mansion's collection of A THOUSAND CLOCKS.

(Speaking of time shenanigans, you may also want to refer here for a rough explanation of what those shenanigans might be. But don't worry about it too much, really. You can just say something if you want to run into a Felt NPC and, hopefully, the shenanigans will be immensely fun for all.)

You should also feel free to START ANY NEW THREADS.

Comments

[spiritually]

[ He takes one and eats it. ] It's good. [ little smile. ]

He's my cat, yeah. He's... overweight, and spoiled, and has a bad attitude. He'll headbutt me if I come home and didn't bring him something to make up for him not even being able to smell me out...

[selfished]

Heh, of course it is! It isn't like I'm going to offer you bad food. [ she's sort of the food expert here - even if she shoves about anything right into her mouth.. ]

... Huh, that sounds like a pretty lame sorta pet. Why do you even put up with him?

[spiritually]

He's pretty protective of me. If I'm ever in trouble he makes sure to come around, even if he's pretty late sometimes.

[ A brief pause. Trouble? He shouldn't have said that... ]

Like if I forget my lunch or.. something.

[selfished]

[ See, he's lucky that he's dealing with Kyouko here, since she finds forgetting food to be a Big Deal and definitely Trouble. ]

So he brings you food, huh..? [ thoughtfully tapping her cheek with her finger. ] Seems like a good enough reason to put up with him, yeah.

[spiritually]

When he isn't eating it, anyway. [ :| He eats all the food. He's like Kyouko. ]

[selfished]

[ At that she just lets out a hearthy laugh. ]

I think I'm starting to like this cat already! [ spirit animal. ]

[spiritually]

I get the feeling that the two of you in the same room might cause some kind of paradox...

[selfished]

I'll have to meet this cat sometime. Give him a good pat on the head or two.

[spiritually]

He'll probably like that too much...

[selfished]

So the two things he likes are being patted and food?

[spiritually]

And being carried around. I try to take him on walks sometimes, but he usually sneaks into my bag or onto my shoulder or head if I don't just carry him...

[selfished]

[ sorry, Natsume, she's still laughing.. ]

Wow, you gotta be joking! This cat sounds like a real lazy ass!

[spiritually]

He's like this fat too.. [ Holds his hands out. Seriously, Nyanko-sensei is a bigass cat. ]

[selfished]

And you have to carry him around all the time? Poor guy! [ yet she's still busy laughing her ass off.. ]

[spiritually]

At least it's a work out...