⓪⑧ (sort of)

[docfoul]

DDD: Party for no discernible reason other than the White Text Guy having said so.



Whether you were invited, came of your own volition, were dragged here by some weirdos in green, or just popped up in the classic "community made you do it" fashion, you are now in THE FELT MANSION. And since Doc Scratch is and will always be an excellent host, you can count on having good food, drinks, and party games aplenty.

There isn't much he can do about the TIME SHENANIGANS, though. But you can steer clear of those if you know how. Unfortunately, there is no way to avoid the mansion's collection of A THOUSAND CLOCKS.

(Speaking of time shenanigans, you may also want to refer here for a rough explanation of what those shenanigans might be. But don't worry about it too much, really. You can just say something if you want to run into a Felt NPC and, hopefully, the shenanigans will be immensely fun for all.)

You should also feel free to START ANY NEW THREADS.

Comments

PIN THE TAIL???

[docfoul]

[There is, apparently, an open game of the classic party hit "Pin the Tail on the Donkey" here.

Except the tail is already there.

What the heck?]

[grimdarkseer]

[Rose regards this and can't help but pass comment]

Cute. Are we supposed to play or merely admire the artwork?

[vendetta_itinerary]

[Who knows?

SUDDENLY THE TAIL IS STICKING TO YOUR NOSE. How did that happen?]

[grimdarkseer]

[It's probably just as well she doesn't know if the scowl is any indication. She's still going to go ahead and blame Scratch, though, since it's his mansion]

Sheer whimsy or should I be taking this as a slur on my character or at the very least my appearance?

[vendetta_itinerary]

[Whoever's doing this is having fun: the tail just keeps moving to all sorts of places, like the top of Rose's head and her back.]

[grimdarkseer]

[This leads Rose to think that the BEST PLAN EVER is to grab hold of the tail so that whoever is having so much fun pinning the tail on the Rose is going to have to fight to move it again.

At least, in theory]

[vendetta_itinerary]

[The plan is a fantastic success. Itchy has now stopped zooming around and is instead fighting for the possession of that tail!]

[grimdarkseer]

[Rose isn't about to yield so easily]

And who might you be, my flash-stepping green adversary?

[She's heard all about Bro. Movement faster than the eye is old news]

[vendetta_itinerary]

[He tells you he's amemberoftheFelt and messing with him isTOTALLYDANGEROUS!]

[grimdarkseer]

The Felt? Never heard of you but I wouldn't be entirely surprised if our gracious host were connected somehow.

Though perhaps not enough to warn you of the risks of messing with me.

[vendetta_itinerary]

[He also tells you, in his own words, "TheDoccansuckit!"]

[grimdarkseer]

Oh? And why is that?

[vendetta_itinerary]

[ALL HE EVER DOES IS NAG NAG NAG BLUH BLUH BLUH waithe'ssayingtoomuchgivehimthattailbacknow.]

[grimdarkseer]

You realise he probably already knows this conversation's happened?

You can have the tail back. But. You can only have it back if you stop trying to stab me with it. I am not a donkey, I don't need a tail.

[And she hasn't let go yet]

[vendetta_itinerary]

[YOU'LL HAVE TO CATCH HIM FIRST!

... Sure, he says that, but he hasn't managed to grab the tail back for himself yet.]

[grimdarkseer]

[Yeah, yeah. Talking a good game, Itchy, but you're being bested by a 13 year old girl here]

That wasn't what I said. If you get it back, no more stabs or I will be forced to confiscate it again and then you'll find out why we don't irritate the girl with the wands. Okay?

[All in the most matter of fact tone imaginable]

[vendetta_itinerary]

[You're kinda snooty and he totally sees why the Doc likes you so much now.]

[grimdarkseer]

That's a thing we're not talking about right now.

Do we have an agreement?

[vendetta_itinerary]

[FINE GOSH.]

[grimdarkseer]

[She lets go of the tail, though she's poised to grab it again if she gets stabbed with it again]

[vendetta_itinerary]

[Itchy just falls on his ass because he was still tugging on the tail. 8(]

[grimdarkseer]

[And she'll take that distraction to wander off and wonder how Scratch gets anything done with lackeys like that]