⓪⑧ (sort of)

[docfoul]

DDD: Party for no discernible reason other than the White Text Guy having said so.



Whether you were invited, came of your own volition, were dragged here by some weirdos in green, or just popped up in the classic "community made you do it" fashion, you are now in THE FELT MANSION. And since Doc Scratch is and will always be an excellent host, you can count on having good food, drinks, and party games aplenty.

There isn't much he can do about the TIME SHENANIGANS, though. But you can steer clear of those if you know how. Unfortunately, there is no way to avoid the mansion's collection of A THOUSAND CLOCKS.

(Speaking of time shenanigans, you may also want to refer here for a rough explanation of what those shenanigans might be. But don't worry about it too much, really. You can just say something if you want to run into a Felt NPC and, hopefully, the shenanigans will be immensely fun for all.)

You should also feel free to START ANY NEW THREADS.

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DINING ROOM

[docfoul]

[Food, drink and snacks as far as the eye can see. And, thank goodness, it's not green. (Unless... it's supposed to be...) Also, IT NEVER ENDS. No, seriously. None of this stuff ever runs out. If you somehow get to the bottom of a bowl, it will fill right up again before your eyes.

Mind what you eat, though, because you might be screwed if you have to go off looking for the bathrooms.]

[timey_wimey]

[ what better place to mingle and find out what's a-happenin' than where there's food? skinny pinstripes mcgee here will be hanging around with a plate full of nibbles, looking to chat. ]

[selfished]

[ want to see a spectacle? because nearby is a young girl absolutely wolving down on all the food. judging from the speed and amount she's eating she must have super-metabolism or four stomaches or something like that, but it's a show to see for sure.

but she might speak up between bites if you talk to her. ... maybe. ]

[timey_wimey]

[ ... welp, that certainly is impressive, and it makes him pull a o3o-face for a second when he sees it. he's seen some pretty impressive eaters, but none of those eaters was a teenaged girl. ]

Evening.

[reloadfromsave]

You're the Doctor, right?

[timey_wimey]

[ oh hai there, long time no see, excuse him while he finishes his mouthful ]

Yep, that's me! Well, one of, at any rate. It's Homura, isn't it?

[cattish]

[there is a cat weaving in and out of his legs and purring quite insistently, he's welcome to chat with her.]

[timey_wimey]

[ OH HAI did we mention lately that he likes cats and feels no shame or compunction in talking to them completely normally? he'll just be crouching down on his hunkers, the better to make conversation. ]

Hello there! You're clearly not from around these parts, are you? Unless Scratch has suddenly got into the habit of kidnapping cats as well as people since I last looked.

[starblaze]

[so Shooter wandered away from Dead Master and is so lost. she has pretty much no idea what's... anything, really. this is all completely new to her.

food! that's also new to her. she's just sort of awkwardly staring at it all, unsure what to do.]

[docfoul]

[Oho.]

If I may offer my input, you are meant to put it in your mouth, chew and then swallow. I would demonstrate, but as you may quickly observe, I lack the means by which to do so. Haa haa. Hee hee. Hoo hoo.

[starblaze]

[well that's slightly unsettling]

U-um.

[soulfist]

You look lost, dear. Are you okay? [ and she comes over to her, looking curious. huh, she looks like she might be Dead Master's sister or something! ]

[grimdarkseer]

[When she's not hunting the mansion, Rose is in the dining room on the off-chance that she might find someone she wouldn't hate talking to. She's not a big one for parties but since she's here, she may as well have a not entirely hateful time if she can.

The astute may notice that she's not eating or drinking]

[bittymatou]

[Someone Rose used to know, kind of, is also in the dining room, eyeing the food with a bit of suspicion.

Hey. There's a girl a little older than him. Might as well talk to her.]

On a scale of one to ten, how creeped out should I be by this whole setup?

[cocksprite]

[ someone she wouldn't hate talking to? nope, instead she gets a face full of annoying orange bird would-be brother. ]

Never picked you for a party person.

[tenminutes]

[ Yuri's not eating the food. She's just taking it out of the bowls to see what happens. There's a pile of food on the table next to her. ]

[grimdarkseer]

[Okay, she'll bite]

What are you doing?

Re: DINING ROOM

[reloadfromsave]

[ homura is here 100% because Scratch is a fucker and she doesn't know what he's going to pull but she knows she won't like it

so she's just staring at the snacks

suspiciously ]

[docfoul]

They are edible, you know.

[selfished]

[ wow, what's so suspicious about the snacks, Homura!! either way Kyouko doesn't seem to be too suspicious of them, considering Homura might see the other girl a little distance away from her munching down on them contently - and she doesn't show any signs of stopping of taking advantage of the free food soon, really. ]

[cocksprite]

Twenty bucks says it's all poisoned.

[oceanicbutterfly]

[...is this a bowl of little ASCII arrows? What the hell?]

[aquaticrush]

I know they look a little strange, but they're good, Karen-san.

[ponytailprince]

[Staring at the food.... not...trusting....at all....!!]

[selfished]

[ GOD WHAT IS IT WITH PEOPLE HERE AND NOT TRUSTING THE FOOD. Does Kyouko have to eat it all by herself or what..?! ]

Aren't you gonna eat that? [ gesturing at that sausage in front of him.. since otherwise she will shove it into her own mouth. n_n ]