docfoul: (I am classy as fuck.)
Doc Scratch ([personal profile] docfoul) wrote2012-01-23 04:56 pm

⓪⑧ (sort of)

DDD: Party for no discernible reason other than the White Text Guy having said so.



Whether you were invited, came of your own volition, were dragged here by some weirdos in green, or just popped up in the classic "community made you do it" fashion, you are now in THE FELT MANSION. And since Doc Scratch is and will always be an excellent host, you can count on having good food, drinks, and party games aplenty.

There isn't much he can do about the TIME SHENANIGANS, though. But you can steer clear of those if you know how. Unfortunately, there is no way to avoid the mansion's collection of A THOUSAND CLOCKS.

(Speaking of time shenanigans, you may also want to refer here for a rough explanation of what those shenanigans might be. But don't worry about it too much, really. You can just say something if you want to run into a Felt NPC and, hopefully, the shenanigans will be immensely fun for all.)

You should also feel free to START ANY NEW THREADS.

aquaticrush: Retasu having been pushed to the ground. ([r] don't hurt me)

[personal profile] aquaticrush 2012-01-25 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
I don't really understand it, but I guess you would know.
harlol: (better than the flute anyway)

[personal profile] harlol 2012-01-25 01:40 am (UTC)(link)
The clocks are kind of weird, but it's not that bad.
touchofgenius: (*twitch*)

Well I'm sure Birkin's smashed quite a few cocks in his life too

[personal profile] touchofgenius 2012-01-25 01:46 am (UTC)(link)
Uh... [Well he did talk to this one before and she looks more confused than violent so running might not be necessary] The ticking was starting to drive me a little bonkers.
oceanicbutterfly: ([k] Hm...)

[personal profile] oceanicbutterfly 2012-01-25 01:49 am (UTC)(link)
...but what are they?
aquaticrush: Retasu drops a plate. ([r] two left fins)

[personal profile] aquaticrush 2012-01-25 01:50 am (UTC)(link)
Arrows?
oceanicbutterfly: ([k] Thoughtful)

[personal profile] oceanicbutterfly 2012-01-25 01:57 am (UTC)(link)
I can see that. [Carefully reaching for one.] Is it just me, or are they not even connected?
touchofgenius: (Yeah well uh...)

[personal profile] touchofgenius 2012-01-25 01:58 am (UTC)(link)
[Well that's. Just fine by him, actually.]

Uh. Yeah, I guess I was just... Thinking about my life and my choices before I went and starting breaking stuff in an omnipotent guy's house. I really hope he didn't need that.
pinkishgray: (my sails must fill)

[personal profile] pinkishgray 2012-01-25 02:01 am (UTC)(link)
[It's like being near-sighted and farsighted all at once. While looking at a very loud, neon sign that blinks. He's trying not to look at it, but it's like trying not to think of pink elephants while visiting a zoo that specializes in pink animals. He tries to shout apologies and pardon mes to the people he may or may not be bumping into depending on where they're looking, and it's almost like running in a loop that twists in the middle.]

Could do with a change every now and then, mind. Watch out for the lamp.
aquaticrush: Retasu panicking. ([r] there's a whale in the street!)

[personal profile] aquaticrush 2012-01-25 02:01 am (UTC)(link)
Not really...
oceanicbutterfly: ([k] Well um...)

[personal profile] oceanicbutterfly 2012-01-25 02:13 am (UTC)(link)
That's odd. [You reach for the bowl of ==> COMMANDS.

==>

How can text be so delicious?]
aquaticrush: Retasu protesting. ([r] learned to stand up for myself)

[personal profile] aquaticrush 2012-01-25 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
Isn't it good, Karen-san?
hot_shock: (☣ my rod beats your rod)

[personal profile] hot_shock 2012-01-25 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
You drag a guy out of his own cozy and comfortable world and stick 'em in yours you run a risk. If it's a few busted up clocks then it's really his fault...that...and I don't really care.
touchofgenius: (Yeah well uh...)

[personal profile] touchofgenius 2012-01-25 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
I guess that's a fair point. Okay, look, this ticking is driving me insane do you just... Want to help me destroy the rest of these clocks?
reloadfromsave: (watching; and it shows on your face)

[personal profile] reloadfromsave 2012-01-25 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
Yes.

I'm glad to see you here. [ because you seem like a dude who knows how to take care of shit in a tactical manner of speaking ]
hot_shock: (☣ listen to the genuine within)

[personal profile] hot_shock 2012-01-25 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
Who would convict me? [Gives the room a sweeping glance. Would he say no to the chance to cause a little bit of destruction? Heh.] Sure I could, but you might not want to stand over there.
oceanicbutterfly: ([k] Headache argh)

[personal profile] oceanicbutterfly 2012-01-25 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
[You are now Karen from several years in the future. Apparently eating all those ==> COMMANDS was a bad idea.

You have no idea where you are, though you vaguely remember hearing about yourself when you were your past self. You are pretty sure you will get out of this all right, but you were kind of on the way to your organic chemistry class, and you'll be very annoyed if your HIGHER EDUCATION is adversely affected by WEIRD TIME SHIT.
]
oceanicbutterfly: ([k] Tasty!)

[personal profile] oceanicbutterfly 2012-01-25 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
[You pretty much pig out on ==> COMMANDS. In a very ladylike manner, of course.

==>==>==>==>==>==>==>==>==>==>==>==>==>
==>==>==>==>==>==>==>==>==>==>==>==>==>
==>==>==>==>==>==>==>==>==>==>==>==>==>
==>==>==>==>==>==>==>==>==>==>==>==>==>
==>==>==>==>==>==>==>==>==>==>==>==>==>
==>==>==>==>==>==>==>==>==>==>==>==>==>
==>==>==>==>==>==>==>==>==>==>==>==>==>
==>==>==>==>==>==>==>==>==>==>==>==>==>

From your point of view, this has no noticeable effect, but to us, the point of view shifts and a bunch of stuff happens that hasn't happened yet.]
aquaticrush: Retasu hanging upside down from a garland on a Christmas tree. ([r] doin christmas rong)

[personal profile] aquaticrush 2012-01-25 03:34 am (UTC)(link)
*Blink. Blink.*
cattish: (Default)

[personal profile] cattish 2012-01-25 03:34 am (UTC)(link)
[there is a cat weaving in and out of his legs and purring quite insistently, he's welcome to chat with her.]
oceanicbutterfly: ([k] Oh?)

[personal profile] oceanicbutterfly 2012-01-25 03:37 am (UTC)(link)
[Karen does not know what is wrong!]
soulfist: (❥ it's the LESBIAN hour)

[personal profile] soulfist 2012-01-25 06:49 am (UTC)(link)
I would hope that we are, you'll have to ask her though.
soulfist: (❥ hand on hip)

[personal profile] soulfist 2012-01-25 06:49 am (UTC)(link)
I never noticed the second one.
starblaze: (well there's that)

[personal profile] starblaze 2012-01-25 06:56 am (UTC)(link)
Well... we can still be friends, right?

[personal profile] grimdarkseer 2012-01-25 09:14 am (UTC)(link)
I expect that very much depends on your definition of normal.

[personal profile] grimdarkseer 2012-01-25 09:15 am (UTC)(link)
He does seem to inspire an argumentative spirit in most he speaks to.

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