⓪③ ; He is already here

[docfoul]

At times, my omniscience allows me to experience a sensation very few of you could possibly understand. That being the case, I will not even try to explain it to you. Today is an excellent day. Would anyone care for some candy? I have your favorite.

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[video]

[material_guy]

Ever owned a car?

[video]

[docfoul]

[I don't need one.]

[video]

[material_guy]

So, no. That explains it.

[video]

[docfoul]

[There is a very, very brief - almost imperceptible pause while Scratch's impossibly gifted brain tries to figure out the logic behind Greed's words. While he's at it, he solves a random newspaper crossword too.

He goes over the two milliseconds he had allotted to make sense of Greed's words.

He fucking can't.

He's... He's just going to gloss over it.]

[... Would you like a car?]

[video]

[material_guy]

Sure!

[It was clearly not what he was getting at, but good luck reminding him what he was thinking about before now that you've offered a car.]

[video]

[docfoul]

[That can eventually be arranged, I am sure... which brings us to the matter I have been trying to address.]

[video]

[material_guy]

Eventually? So, it's tough even for you and yer magic to just whip up a car, eh? [By the way, he's finished with that candy. His hand extends to the camera clearly demanding more.]

[video]

[docfoul]

[That is not the case at all. I simply see no reason to give you a car right now.]

[You can have more candy... but it's noticeably less than last time.]

[video]

[material_guy]

[That's fine. He's really just eating it so he can keep demanding, and getting more.]

Hnnnn. So that's about where it is, somewhere between cheap snacks 'n sweet rides... I see. [Munch.] I see.

[video]

[docfoul]

[What I am asking for is your assistance, Greed.]

[video]

[material_guy]

Obviously.

[video]

[docfoul]

[You are more astute than some of your friends give you credit for.

I must confess I do not yet know when your help will be needed, but I trust I can count on it.]

[video]

[material_guy]

Some of my friends been talkin' shit about me?

[video]

[docfoul]

[Not maliciously.]

[video]

[material_guy]

Of course not. Most people love me.