⓪③ ; He is already here

[docfoul]

At times, my omniscience allows me to experience a sensation very few of you could possibly understand. That being the case, I will not even try to explain it to you. Today is an excellent day. Would anyone care for some candy? I have your favorite.

Comments

[timey_wimey]

As gloating goes, that's... the most cryptic I've ever seen, actually, give or take one or two really persistent gloaters.

Don't suppose you have Jelly Babies?

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[material_guy]

What's my favorite?

[It is a legitimate question, not a challenge. He's not really big on candy, but if you're offering things, he'll take them, being Greed.]

[negative-five.livejournal.com]

What happened?

And why is your text different?

[docfoul]

To your right, Doctor.

[video]

[docfoul]

[You have none in particular.]

[Enjoy Scratch's weird just-sort-of-shows-up-in-your-head voice.]

[docfoul]

If you were to go to my apartment, you would note that my voice is much more palatable against its décor. This is not my apartment, but it is my journal. I choose to treat it as an extension of my abode. As such, I employ this comfortable background.

[negative-five.livejournal.com]

So you're... redecorating.

[100thbrokendish.livejournal.com]

You're giving away candy? Is it a special occasion?

[xxxing.livejournal.com]

Holy fuck you are such a creepy pedo.

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[material_guy]

[Eh, it beats having to read.]

You said you had my favorite. Give me my favorite, or all of them. I'll also take all of 'em.

[docfoul]

It would be more accurately said that I am keeping the decoration uniform.

[docfoul]

It is nothing I didn't see coming. Of course, if that alone were enough to take the joy out of a good day, my incredibly long life would be tedious, indeed.

[docfoul]

I exhibit none of the traits that a child molester would present. The candy should only serve to prove it.

[video]

[docfoul]

[If you have no favorite, then what can I possibly have reserved for you?

Haa haa.
Hee hee.
Hoo hoo.]

[video]

[material_guy]

Something that'd become a favorite in one bite. Not like it'd have a lotta competition.

[video]

[docfoul]

Quite right. It was a joke, you see.

[Aaaand now there is magically some candy in front of Greed. Scratch has been prepared all along, clearly.]

[video]

[material_guy]

[Offhandedly; he can't complain too much, he got a present. He won't marvel at the magic because magic that exists to give him things is a given. Things SHOULD be his. Of course the universes will warp to make it so.] You're kinda bad at jokes. [Well, now he must try to eat it.]

[negative-five.livejournal.com]

That's a wonderfully noble venture! I applaud your OCD tendencies.

[docfoul]

Would you like some candy, then?

[video]

[docfoul]

[No, I'm not.

Should you ever wish to visit me, there will be an endless supply of candy waiting for you.]

[negative-five.livejournal.com]

That depends. Is it vegan-friendly?

[docfoul]

It has no traces of animal-based products at all, if that is what you wish.

[negative-five.livejournal.com]

Yes. Perfect! I would love some.

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[material_guy]

A joke's no good if it ain't funny, and it's even worse if the guy tellin' it's the only one to laugh.

[xxxing.livejournal.com]

You really don't know anything after all, huh? Candy is like the mark of a pedo.