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⓪③ ; He is already here

At times, my omniscience allows me to experience a sensation very few of you could possibly understand. That being the case, I will not even try to explain it to you.

Today is an excellent day.

Would anyone care for some candy? I have your favorite.

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All right... If it isn't too much to ask, what are you celebrating and why are you giving away candy?

My excellent mood is reason enough to celebrate, and what better way to do so than to share some of my bottomless supply?

That's very nice of you. You're celebrating only because you're happy?

Is any other reason necessary?

I suppose not. I'm sorry.

Why?
That is a rhetorical question, by the way.

I've offended you, after all.

You have not.

You're not upset?

Of course not. It is extremely hard to make me feel upset.
Especially when you are so cute.

That's the second time I've been called cute today, but I don't really think I am.

There you go again, undervaluing yourself.

I'm sorry.

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