⓪③ ; He is already here

[docfoul]

At times, my omniscience allows me to experience a sensation very few of you could possibly understand. That being the case, I will not even try to explain it to you. Today is an excellent day. Would anyone care for some candy? I have your favorite.

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[docfoul]

Of course you can. No other reaction would be reasonable.

[negative-five.livejournal.com]

So has the community thrown you any curve balls so far?

[docfoul]

My unfathomable intellect can counter all which is not covered by my near omniscience. Keep that in mind.

[negative-five.livejournal.com]

I thought it was all-encompassing omniscience. What happened?

[docfoul]

Dark spots in my vision do exist. Of course, as I just said, my intelligence is more than fit to cover them.

[negative-five.livejournal.com]

So have you been hit by a virus yet?

[docfoul]

Yes.

[negative-five.livejournal.com]

How did that go?

[docfoul]

The results are public for anyone to see. I handled it better than anyone could.

[negative-five.livejournal.com]

So what you're saying is that your intelligence allows you to deal with things better than other people, even if they're out of your control?

[docfoul]

That, and my nearly limitless power combined with my charm and equally vast charisma.

[negative-five.livejournal.com]

Of course! How could I possibly forget.

[docfoul]

Forgetfulness is a perfectly normal, human thing. That is, of course, something I have never experienced and never will, unlike you. Haa haa.

[negative-five.livejournal.com]

Doesn't that make you feel like you're missing out?

[docfoul]

No. What good is it to have a unique experience if you are to forget it eventually? Hee hee.

[negative-five.livejournal.com]

What about forgetting something unpleasant? What sort of emotions do you feel, anyway?

[docfoul]

You know, Rachel, usually, it is the alien who wishes to study the Earthling. Hoo hoo.

[negative-five.livejournal.com]

Why, does that question make you uncomfortable?

[docfoul]

No. In fact, there is very little that can make me uncomfortable. Not-so-subtle jabs at my lack of humanity are not one of them.