⓪③ ; He is already here

[docfoul]

At times, my omniscience allows me to experience a sensation very few of you could possibly understand. That being the case, I will not even try to explain it to you. Today is an excellent day. Would anyone care for some candy? I have your favorite.

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[video]

[docfoul]

[My supply is bottomless.] [MORE CANDY FOR YOU, GREED.

And suddenly, the conversation is locked.]

[At least until I die, that is. Although I am as powerful as a god, it is an inevitability. But it is one that I expect and will be prepared for.
Or, at least, it was, until this community came into my life.]

[video]

[material_guy]

[Oblivious to the lock!]

Hnn. So, this place's yer house's edge, eh? Izzat why when you do the font thing, you go with the green background?

[video]

[docfoul]

[Very clever.]

[video]

[material_guy]

....You're not a craps ball?

[video]

[docfoul]

[Goodness, no.]

[video]

[material_guy]

Well, anyway. [He'll munch on another one, since the supply is unlimited.] This place means a chance for you to stay alive, right? That's pretty lucky, even just getting a chance to change fate.

[video]

[docfoul]

[Therein lies the problem, Greed.
You see... I am looking forward to my death.]

Re: [video]

[material_guy]

[Crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch.] Is yer life that miserable?

[video]

[docfoul]

[There will come a time when I will have done everything I need to. I will be perfectly content dying then, but not one moment before that.]

[100thbrokendish.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure I understand, but I'm glad you aren't angry with me. Um, nice to meet you. My name is Midorikawa Retasu.

[negative-five.livejournal.com]

Why, does that question make you uncomfortable?

[sandinmyboots.livejournal.com]

...how do I know that it's not poisoned?

[DISTRUST...]

[video]

[material_guy]

What about what you want to do?

[docfoul]

I know. Call me Doc Scratch.

[docfoul]

No. In fact, there is very little that can make me uncomfortable. Not-so-subtle jabs at my lack of humanity are not one of them.

[docfoul]

You have my word - which, I understand, is regrettably of little worth to you. Seeing as you have no qualms with the death of innocents, try having someone test it for you. Whatever the result is, you win.

[video]

[docfoul]

[What I described above and what I wish to do are not very different.]

[video]

[material_guy]

Are they different at all? [Munch munch.]

[video]

[docfoul]

[No.
Once again, clever, Greed.]

[video]

[material_guy]

[Munch crunch.] What is?

[video]

[docfoul]

[You went straight to the point. Not everyone would.]

[video]

[material_guy]

Hnn... [He gets the feeling he's being kissed up to, but he enjoys that.] Anyway, that means yer leavin' out somethin'. You said the process you described ain't that different from what you want, but what's gonna happen is just what you want. So you didn't go over the whole process. Not exactly.

[video]

[docfoul]

[I have covered the essentials. The minutiae would bore you, and I can't exactly keep speaking with you forever, after all.]

[video]

[material_guy]

I can't really help you out without knowin' what's goin' on, but if yer not interested in my help, I'll just take more stuff.

[100thbrokendish.livejournal.com]

All right... If it isn't too much to ask, what are you celebrating and why are you giving away candy?