⓪③ ; He is already here

[docfoul]

At times, my omniscience allows me to experience a sensation very few of you could possibly understand. That being the case, I will not even try to explain it to you. Today is an excellent day. Would anyone care for some candy? I have your favorite.

Comments

[100thbrokendish.livejournal.com]

What do you mean? Have I done something wrong?

[docfoul]

I am referring to your chosen way of communication. I like it.

[100thbrokendish.livejournal.com]

Oh! Um, it's a bit of a long story. I sort of got used to green after somebody said black was weird... I was afraid you'd be offended.

[docfoul]

Green is a lovely color. It is, in fact, the color of my associates.

[100thbrokendish.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure I understand, but I'm glad you aren't angry with me. Um, nice to meet you. My name is Midorikawa Retasu.

[docfoul]

I know. Call me Doc Scratch.

[100thbrokendish.livejournal.com]

All right... If it isn't too much to ask, what are you celebrating and why are you giving away candy?

[docfoul]

My excellent mood is reason enough to celebrate, and what better way to do so than to share some of my bottomless supply?

[100thbrokendish.livejournal.com]

That's very nice of you. You're celebrating only because you're happy?

[docfoul]

Is any other reason necessary?

[100thbrokendish.livejournal.com]

I suppose not. I'm sorry.

[docfoul]

Why? That is a rhetorical question, by the way.

[100thbrokendish.livejournal.com]

I've offended you, after all.

[docfoul]

You have not.

[100thbrokendish.livejournal.com]

You're not upset?

[docfoul]

Of course not. It is extremely hard to make me feel upset. Especially when you are so cute.

[100thbrokendish.livejournal.com]

That's the second time I've been called cute today, but I don't really think I am.

[docfoul]

There you go again, undervaluing yourself.

[100thbrokendish.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry.