⓪③ ; He is already here

[docfoul]

At times, my omniscience allows me to experience a sensation very few of you could possibly understand. That being the case, I will not even try to explain it to you. Today is an excellent day. Would anyone care for some candy? I have your favorite.

Comments

[docfoul]

If you were to go to my apartment, you would note that my voice is much more palatable against its décor. This is not my apartment, but it is my journal. I choose to treat it as an extension of my abode. As such, I employ this comfortable background.

[negative-five.livejournal.com]

So you're... redecorating.

[docfoul]

It would be more accurately said that I am keeping the decoration uniform.

[negative-five.livejournal.com]

That's a wonderfully noble venture! I applaud your OCD tendencies.

[docfoul]

Would you like some candy, then?

[negative-five.livejournal.com]

That depends. Is it vegan-friendly?

[docfoul]

It has no traces of animal-based products at all, if that is what you wish.

[negative-five.livejournal.com]

Yes. Perfect! I would love some.

[docfoul]

To your right.

[negative-five.livejournal.com]

[Sure enough, vegan-friendly chocolate. Rachel looks ecstatic.]

Oh my god, thank you! Are you just feeling generous today?

[docfoul]

You are in my journal, and I am, above all, an excellent host.

[negative-five.livejournal.com]

Well, I certainly can agree with that. It's rather admirable.

[docfoul]

Of course you can. No other reaction would be reasonable.

[negative-five.livejournal.com]

So has the community thrown you any curve balls so far?

[docfoul]

My unfathomable intellect can counter all which is not covered by my near omniscience. Keep that in mind.

[negative-five.livejournal.com]

I thought it was all-encompassing omniscience. What happened?

[docfoul]

Dark spots in my vision do exist. Of course, as I just said, my intelligence is more than fit to cover them.

[negative-five.livejournal.com]

So have you been hit by a virus yet?

[docfoul]

Yes.

[negative-five.livejournal.com]

How did that go?

[docfoul]

The results are public for anyone to see. I handled it better than anyone could.

[negative-five.livejournal.com]

So what you're saying is that your intelligence allows you to deal with things better than other people, even if they're out of your control?

[docfoul]

That, and my nearly limitless power combined with my charm and equally vast charisma.

[negative-five.livejournal.com]

Of course! How could I possibly forget.

[docfoul]

Forgetfulness is a perfectly normal, human thing. That is, of course, something I have never experienced and never will, unlike you. Haa haa.