⓪② ; Subtle gloating: the best way to diminish worries (which are unbecoming of a First Guardian)

[docfoul]

Rose Lalonde can no longer access the community. In other news, I see we have once again been hit by a virus - this time, one which fosters miscommunication and nothing more threatening than pure shenanigans. You may be wondering if I have been affected too, by which I mean to say that some of you are. Much to the chagrin of those who do not care, I will explain regardless: yes, I was momentarily stunned by my inability to express myself in anything but my native language. However, after obtaining some Earth dictionaries and perusing them, the matter has been resolved. I am now volunteering myself to translate between any language at all. I know I am not the first to make this offer, but I do have the added advantage of being completely fluent in Alternian as well. That should be all.

You note that the exact same message has been repeated below in ALTERNIAN. Unfortunately, you have to imagine it, because there are no ENGLISH-TO-ALTERNIAN translation tools on the Internet and Naem is LAZY.

Comments

[sandinmyboots.livejournal.com]

A no-nose pervert truth-sausage-baker hammerhead of contest smuggy smirky qbeast?

[docfoul]

If the community's fondness of displaying certain moments from the alpha timeline continues, you may meet him yet.

[sandinmyboots.livejournal.com]

So, not going to speach the truth about your parents?

I have a feeling this is how the memepocalypse begins.

[docfoul]

There is little point to this interest of yours, you know. But if you wish to know about that face, here. Enjoy yourself.