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[docfoul]

[It wasn't so long ago that the community decided to broadcast an image of Scratch's lifeless body; in fact, it was just during the last grabbag virus. So is it just doing the same thing again? Geez, that's boring.

... Aaand yup, it fades to black. What a load of--]

Drama Drama Duck.
This is the time for last words. From me to you, and otherwise.

Go ahead.
I'm not going to live forever, you know.

Haa haa.
Hee hee.
H o o h o o.

[Oh.]

Comments

[unknownrival]

I will always hate you.

[docfoul]

It's...
Interesting.
Generally, humans agree not to speak ill of the deceased, or even the imminently so.
Keeping that in mind, perhaps you have finally found your place in life.

[unknownrival]

It's customary not to speak the name of the deceased. That I can do.

[docfoul]

I would be surprised if you did otherwise.

[unknownrival]

I hope you die in a painless way. Give me some credit.

[docfoul]

How relatively considerate of you.
Hee hee.

[unknownrival]

Thank you.

[aquaticrush]

Please stop.

[docfoul]

So my talents were not entirely wasted on you.
It would be heartwarming, if I actually possessed a heart within my plushy interior.

[aquaticrush]

You admitted that I wasn't of use to you if I wasn't doing whatever you said. I... I don't care what you have to say.

[docfoul]

I know, Midorikawa.
And I am pleased.
I wanted to make you grow, in a sense.
And you did.

[aquaticrush]

...what?

[docfoul]

When my day began, you never would have raised even a finger against me.
Now, here you are, revolting against a dying man.

It's almost cold, wouldn't you say?
I am so proud of you.

[aquaticrush]

Y-you'll go back to normal after the virus anyway. I, I just, I don't want you to hurt anybody else.

[docfoul]

[Wait. Shit. Is this still a virus? Did the community just make a fool of him again?

Shitshitshitshit.]

Virus or not, this is going to happen eventually.

[aquaticrush]

It's the future, isn't it...

[docfoul]

Is it?
It is looking an awful lot like the present.

[aquaticrush]

The community showed this before.

[docfoul]

Sure, it has shown a glimpse of the future before.
Are you talking to a glimpse of the future now?

[aquaticrush]

I might be...

[docfoul]

Good answer.

[aquaticrush]

It's done it before.

[docfoul]

You're being quite quick to dismiss a compliment.

[aquaticrush]

I'm sorry.

[docfoul]

You make it difficult for me to praise you.
But perhaps that is how you would like to keep it, in my last moments.

[aquaticrush]

I know that anything you say will just try to make me do whatever you want again.

[docfoul]

How would that even be possible?
Virus or not, from my perspective, my death is minutes away.
The Scratch is upon us.

[aquaticrush]

What's that...?

[docfoul]

"Scratch" is a term present in the human game of billiards.
Why don't you look it up on the internet?
You have much more time than I do, now.

[aquaticrush]

...

[docfoul]

Go ahead.
The internet can't hurt you, as long as you are cautious not to speak with strange older men over it.

[aquaticrush]

In the end, everything is some sort of game, isn't it?

[docfoul]

And chess can get monotonous after a while.

[aquaticrush]

...so it's every game.

[docfoul]

It could be.
It's all a matter of perspective.

[sandinmyboots]

Turn the lights on.

[docfoul]

They are on.
The video feed was just cut short, dunkass.

[8^y]

[sandinmyboots]

Turn that back on. And your b key isn't working.

[video]

[docfoul]

[Gosh fine. It's not terribly hard for Scratch to turn the video feed on with a SNOP.., so that's what he did.

Nothing too interesting to see, though. He's just lying on the floor and all.]

[tenminutes]

Learn to sew.

[ Obviously the solution. ]

[docfoul]

These superficial injuries have not cut my time any shorter.
The moment of my demise has always been set.

[tenminutes]

So change it. It's not like it's impossible. That's what alternate universes are for right? Just veer into another one.

[docfoul]

Haa haa.
Your concern is touching.
However, I have no interest in stopping my death.

[tenminutes]

Why's that?

[docfoul]

This is my final task.