⓪⑧ (sort of)

[docfoul]

DDD: Party for no discernible reason other than the White Text Guy having said so.



Whether you were invited, came of your own volition, were dragged here by some weirdos in green, or just popped up in the classic "community made you do it" fashion, you are now in THE FELT MANSION. And since Doc Scratch is and will always be an excellent host, you can count on having good food, drinks, and party games aplenty.

There isn't much he can do about the TIME SHENANIGANS, though. But you can steer clear of those if you know how. Unfortunately, there is no way to avoid the mansion's collection of A THOUSAND CLOCKS.

(Speaking of time shenanigans, you may also want to refer here for a rough explanation of what those shenanigans might be. But don't worry about it too much, really. You can just say something if you want to run into a Felt NPC and, hopefully, the shenanigans will be immensely fun for all.)

You should also feel free to START ANY NEW THREADS.

Comments

[grimdarkseer]

Oh yes. The duck-community guide to surviving apocolyptic scenarios. All we'd need is to know the common factors between them all.

[bittymatou]

That won't take too long to make. I'll get to it when I have spare time.

[grimdarkseer]

Presumably once you have spoken to representatives from all worlds known to have experienced such scenarios?

[bittymatou]

"Listen up, Matou Shinji deigns to speak to you."

Shouldn't be too hard to gather them up.

[grimdarkseer]

Somehow I don't think that approach will endear you to many.

[bittymatou]

You don't think so? Hmmph.

[grimdarkseer]

I think most would find being addressed in that manner an affront at the best of times, never mind from one as young as you.

[bittymatou]

There's nothing wrong with my age!

[Never mind that he hides it for exactly that reason.]

[grimdarkseer]

Tell you what. You try it your way and let me know how it goes.

[Should be entertaining]

[bittymatou]

Yeah, you just watch.

[grimdarkseer]

Believe me, I will.

[bittymatou]

...So, how post-apocalyptic is your world?

[grimdarkseer]

My world doesn't exist any more.

[giftedateight]

Hard to beat.

[grimdarkseer]

I wasn't aware this was a competition. I was merely stating the facts of the matter.

No one saw that.

[bittymatou]

I guess I can let it go.

I saw nothing

[grimdarkseer]

So how about you? Your world at least survived the apocalypse I gather.

[bittymatou]

Yeah, it just sucks to live there. I spend most of my time in virtual worlds for a reason.

[grimdarkseer]

When you say you spend your time in virtual worlds...is that figuratively or literally?

[bittymatou]

That's literal. I'm the best hacker there is on the continent, I know my way around virtual environments like my backyard.

[grimdarkseer]

Interesting. Then you're used to being able to literally enter worlds that should theoretically not exist.

[bittymatou]

They're definitely more fun than anything else around.

[grimdarkseer]

I suppose it is natural for those who have suffered a great trauma to wish to find a means of escapism.

[Whoops, psychoanalysis is go]

[bittymatou]

There's slightly less constant warfare and terrorism over there, it's nice.

[grimdarkseer]

Well yes, both constant warfare and terrorism strike me as something most would agree they would prefer to come across less of.