⓪⑧ (sort of)

[docfoul]

DDD: Party for no discernible reason other than the White Text Guy having said so.



Whether you were invited, came of your own volition, were dragged here by some weirdos in green, or just popped up in the classic "community made you do it" fashion, you are now in THE FELT MANSION. And since Doc Scratch is and will always be an excellent host, you can count on having good food, drinks, and party games aplenty.

There isn't much he can do about the TIME SHENANIGANS, though. But you can steer clear of those if you know how. Unfortunately, there is no way to avoid the mansion's collection of A THOUSAND CLOCKS.

(Speaking of time shenanigans, you may also want to refer here for a rough explanation of what those shenanigans might be. But don't worry about it too much, really. You can just say something if you want to run into a Felt NPC and, hopefully, the shenanigans will be immensely fun for all.)

You should also feel free to START ANY NEW THREADS.

Comments

[vendetta_itinerary]

[... No riddle then?]

[createswithink]

[Shhhh-- it's busy building something here. If you want to help him you can.]

[vendetta_itinerary]

[Can he help? He has some excellent luck to offer, you know. He can help.]

[createswithink]

[Wait!! This is an artist at work! You must not disturb him! After a minute or two he looks over his shoulder at...whatever it is that's keeping him company.]

Okay...as long as you don't destroy it. [oh, he's so trusting of others]

[vendetta_itinerary]

[The little guy says okay!

AS LONG AS

YOU SOLVE

A RIDDLE.]

[createswithink]

[Pssh. He doesn't need your help anywayyyys.

You'd probably make something as hideous as that coat out of these cards. Tacky and ugly isn't what he's going for, sorry.

Issun turns back to constructing his masterpiece in card architecture.]

[vendetta_itinerary]

[What, no!

Oh, fine. He can just watch.]