⓪⑧ (sort of)

[docfoul]

DDD: Party for no discernible reason other than the White Text Guy having said so.



Whether you were invited, came of your own volition, were dragged here by some weirdos in green, or just popped up in the classic "community made you do it" fashion, you are now in THE FELT MANSION. And since Doc Scratch is and will always be an excellent host, you can count on having good food, drinks, and party games aplenty.

There isn't much he can do about the TIME SHENANIGANS, though. But you can steer clear of those if you know how. Unfortunately, there is no way to avoid the mansion's collection of A THOUSAND CLOCKS.

(Speaking of time shenanigans, you may also want to refer here for a rough explanation of what those shenanigans might be. But don't worry about it too much, really. You can just say something if you want to run into a Felt NPC and, hopefully, the shenanigans will be immensely fun for all.)

You should also feel free to START ANY NEW THREADS.

Comments

[bittymatou]

Okay, what the hell is this place. I liked the castle better.

[Grouchy eight-year-old Shinji is grouchy.]

[sandinmyboots]

My Tower is even more impressive than this.

[SUP, MY SHOTA COMPANION]

[bittymatou]

Oh, I bet. And way less green.

[sandinmyboots]

No, no! Lots of gray and red and yellow, don't worry! The plant life is green, but the malboros know better than to be pests!

[bittymatou]

How big a tower are we talking?

[sandinmyboots]

I didn't get around to measuring it...at least as big as the Earth skyscrapers, at least.

[bittymatou]

That's pretty decent.

[sandinmyboots]

It is the finest tower of it's kind in the world! No, in a dozen worlds!

[bittymatou]

Which dozen?

[tenminutes]

[ Haha Yuri puts a hand on top of his head as she approaches from behind. ]

Hmm, I thought I saw Shinji here but I must've missed him.

[ She's just playin'. :'D ]

[bittymatou]

[Grrrrrrr.]

Don't do that! You're such a jerk.

[tenminutes]

I'm kidding.

I didn't know you liked to party.

[bittymatou]

Nah, I hate parties. Especially because- [He gestures at himself.] -I have to go looking like this.

[tenminutes]

Why'd you come if you didn't want to?

[bittymatou]

Community did it. It dragged me to the last party I went to, too.

[tenminutes]

I guess Scratch was right then. If he already knew we were coming, if we decided not to come the community makes us. It's probably not just you.

[bittymatou]

That guy gets on my nerves and I haven't even bothered to talk to him yet. It'd just be a waste of my time anyway.

[ponytailprince]

I agree with that statement.

[grouchy eleven year old...]

[bittymatou]

It's like someone dropped a creepy old house owned by someone with a clock obsession into a giant vat of green paint.

[ponytailprince]

It's... kind of weirding me out... I feel like I'm going to be eaten by a green monster soon or something.

[bittymatou]

Hey, don't worry. I will definitely save you from the green monsters.

[ponytailprince]

[He turns to looka t the boy, narrows his eyes slightly at that!!]

...Excuse me? And what can a little scrawny thing like you do without servant?

[bittymatou]

Hey! You take that back!

[He folds his arms and glares like any eight-year-old can when confronted with sucking at anything.]

[ponytailprince]

[Kouji places his hands in his pockets and raises an eyebrow.]

No, why should I?

[bittymatou]

I could beat you with a hand tied behind my back.