docfoul: (I am classy as fuck.)
Doc Scratch ([personal profile] docfoul) wrote2012-01-23 04:56 pm

⓪⑧ (sort of)

DDD: Party for no discernible reason other than the White Text Guy having said so.



Whether you were invited, came of your own volition, were dragged here by some weirdos in green, or just popped up in the classic "community made you do it" fashion, you are now in THE FELT MANSION. And since Doc Scratch is and will always be an excellent host, you can count on having good food, drinks, and party games aplenty.

There isn't much he can do about the TIME SHENANIGANS, though. But you can steer clear of those if you know how. Unfortunately, there is no way to avoid the mansion's collection of A THOUSAND CLOCKS.

(Speaking of time shenanigans, you may also want to refer here for a rough explanation of what those shenanigans might be. But don't worry about it too much, really. You can just say something if you want to run into a Felt NPC and, hopefully, the shenanigans will be immensely fun for all.)

You should also feel free to START ANY NEW THREADS.

sandinmyboots: (let the forsaken laugh~!)

Re: WORKSHOP

[personal profile] sandinmyboots 2012-01-23 07:32 pm (UTC)(link)
[This coat. This gorgeous coat.]

[IT'S HIS NOW. He is taking it. And, when he's done, he'll blow up those effegies on account of Scratch is not allowed to have nice things.]

[Actually, he's gonna blow them up first. He doesn't like how they look. Let's lob a nice fireball at those suckers.]


Firaga!

[AND WHEN THAT SUCKER LANDS THEY WILL ALL BE ON FIYAAAAH unless some douchebag blocks it with his huge body but what are the chances of that???]
vendetta_itinerary: (09. Guys stop ripping time apart please)

[personal profile] vendetta_itinerary 2012-01-23 08:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[Man, you think the Midnight Crew hasn't tried that before? This man has developed a Tailor Sense by now. So HEY THERE'S HIS HUGE BODY BLOCKING IT.

Jesus Christ he needs to dip his effigy in some cold water later.]
sandinmyboots: (owwwww what just hit me)

[personal profile] sandinmyboots 2012-01-24 12:01 am (UTC)(link)
[The Kefka Guide to Stealing Stuff from the Felt:

1. Yelp like a startled dog.

2. Grab coat.

3. Cast Float.

4. FLY AWAY NOW, FLY AWAY]
vendetta_itinerary: (09. Guys stop ripping time apart please)

[personal profile] vendetta_itinerary 2012-01-24 12:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[HEY. NOBODY TAKES THE BOSS'S BACKUP COAT.

So there are probably going to be a few Felt chasing you now. Probably those of particularly speedy and/or heavily-armed persuasion.]
sandinmyboots: (sand on my boots damn damn)

[personal profile] sandinmyboots 2012-01-24 04:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[HE'S GONNA CAST HASTE PLUS THE SPELL THAT MAKES HIM INVISIBLE AND IMMUNE TO EVERYTHING BUT MAGIC NOW OKOK...fwoooom there he goes and where he stops nobody knows]
vendetta_itinerary: (01. TIME TO SPEED UP)

[personal profile] vendetta_itinerary 2012-01-24 04:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[Well, Itchy wasn't counting on that.

Which is why he can now very easily run straight into a wall, or maybe even Kefka's invisible body.]
sandinmyboots: (bwahaha)

[personal profile] sandinmyboots 2012-01-24 04:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[hahahaha - KLAJSD;FLAKJ fuuu he's just crashed into Sawbones. TIME FOR A TIME JUMP...]
vendetta_itinerary: (10.  NO I'M FINE...)

[personal profile] vendetta_itinerary 2012-01-24 04:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[OW HE WASN'T EVEN PAYING ATTENTION.

Just great. Now they're in... in...]
sandinmyboots: (bwahaha)

[personal profile] sandinmyboots 2012-01-24 11:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[In the party set up! Kefka is going to grab a bowl of never-ending red hots and keep on flying away, still wearing the coat. THAR HE GOES.]