⓪⑧ (sort of)

[docfoul]

DDD: Party for no discernible reason other than the White Text Guy having said so.



Whether you were invited, came of your own volition, were dragged here by some weirdos in green, or just popped up in the classic "community made you do it" fashion, you are now in THE FELT MANSION. And since Doc Scratch is and will always be an excellent host, you can count on having good food, drinks, and party games aplenty.

There isn't much he can do about the TIME SHENANIGANS, though. But you can steer clear of those if you know how. Unfortunately, there is no way to avoid the mansion's collection of A THOUSAND CLOCKS.

(Speaking of time shenanigans, you may also want to refer here for a rough explanation of what those shenanigans might be. But don't worry about it too much, really. You can just say something if you want to run into a Felt NPC and, hopefully, the shenanigans will be immensely fun for all.)

You should also feel free to START ANY NEW THREADS.

Comments

[timey_wimey]

[ ... welp, that certainly is impressive, and it makes him pull a o3o-face for a second when he sees it. he's seen some pretty impressive eaters, but none of those eaters was a teenaged girl. ]

Evening.

[selfished]

[ she's just shoving some cake into her mouth when he speaks up - she eyes him and nods, but doesn't even bother to stop eating. ]

Ebening. [ or bother to swallow before she speaks, apparently. what are manners. ]

[timey_wimey]

[ pfft, who cares about manners when your host has a cueball for a head. ]

Good spread this, isn't it? He even remembered to add some nibbles.

[selfished]

[ not a perfect host as long as he doesn't show what's below it!! ]

Yeah, I guess I can't complain about the good at this [ munch ] party! It's officially Kyouko Sakura approved.

[timey_wimey]

Kyouko Sakura, is it? Nice to meet you, I'm the Doctor.

[selfished]

... Seriously, that's all there is to your name? Just the Doctor? No name following it or whatever?

[timey_wimey]

Yep, pretty much. [ he grins. ]

[selfished]

[ for a moment she pretty much just.. stares and then returns to stuffing her face while talking. ]

You parents must not have been very [ munch ] creative.

[timey_wimey]

Nah. Actually names on my home planet were ridiculously long, you had to come up with a few good short nicknames just to hold a normal conversation with people.

[selfished]

Oh, so it's more like those rappers! Since, you know, I'm pretty sure there's probably at least one named 'The Doctor' out there, so they can say 'The Doctor is in da house' or something like that.

[timey_wimey]

[ eyebrows. they are disappearing into his hairline. ] Erm. Well, I can't say I've ever been compared to a rapper before, but yeah, I guess that's the general idea.