⓪⑧ (sort of)

[docfoul]

DDD: Party for no discernible reason other than the White Text Guy having said so.



Whether you were invited, came of your own volition, were dragged here by some weirdos in green, or just popped up in the classic "community made you do it" fashion, you are now in THE FELT MANSION. And since Doc Scratch is and will always be an excellent host, you can count on having good food, drinks, and party games aplenty.

There isn't much he can do about the TIME SHENANIGANS, though. But you can steer clear of those if you know how. Unfortunately, there is no way to avoid the mansion's collection of A THOUSAND CLOCKS.

(Speaking of time shenanigans, you may also want to refer here for a rough explanation of what those shenanigans might be. But don't worry about it too much, really. You can just say something if you want to run into a Felt NPC and, hopefully, the shenanigans will be immensely fun for all.)

You should also feel free to START ANY NEW THREADS.

Comments

[docfoul]

I am extremely powerful and, in fact, nigh-omnipotent... but, if you were to be very specific, I suppose you could say space is my domain, rather than time.

[docfoul]

The Felt. You must have seen some of them at the door.

[vendetta_itinerary]

[... No riddle then?]

[docfoul]

Very soon. I would say there is a possibility he might be able to use the community after I die. Of course, if you wanted to meet him in person, you could always come to my apartment and wait.

[grimdarkseer]

[She lets go of the tail, though she's poised to grab it again if she gets stabbed with it again]

[tenminutes]

Probably not.

[createswithink]

[Shhhh-- it's busy building something here. If you want to help him you can.]

[grimdarkseer]

Well, just be careful. He's not someone I would put too much trust in if I were you.

[Spoken like she doesn't automatically distrust everyone she meets at first]

[pinkishgray]

Don't suppose there's an extinguisher 'round here?

[Down down up up left right left right b a start.]

Must be a way to slow them down.

[soulfist]

I don't want you to die if I have to meet him...

[vendetta_itinerary]

[Itchy just falls on his ass because he was still tugging on the tail. 8(]

[pinkishgray]

Shame if that all went to your head.

[vendetta_itinerary]

[Can he help? He has some excellent luck to offer, you know. He can help.]

[createswithink]

[Wait!! This is an artist at work! You must not disturb him! After a minute or two he looks over his shoulder at...whatever it is that's keeping him company.]

Okay...as long as you don't destroy it. [oh, he's so trusting of others]

[vendetta_itinerary]

[Did somebody call for an extinguisher? Because a disgruntled someone just popped out of a fire that started now, and he certainly is carrying one.]

[vendetta_itinerary]

[The little guy says okay!

AS LONG AS

YOU SOLVE

A RIDDLE.]

[createswithink]

[Pssh. He doesn't need your help anywayyyys.

You'd probably make something as hideous as that coat out of these cards. Tacky and ugly isn't what he's going for, sorry.

Issun turns back to constructing his masterpiece in card architecture.]

[grimdarkseer]

[And she'll take that distraction to wander off and wonder how Scratch gets anything done with lackeys like that]

[docfoul]

I am going to die. That is an insurmountable fact.

[docfoul]

I am right to be smug, Doctor.

[vendetta_itinerary]

[What, no!

Oh, fine. He can just watch.]

[soulfist]

Everyone dies, but you don't have to dwell on it.

[docfoul]

Is that what I'm doing? No, I am simply stating facts.

[soulfist]

Think of something else you want to do...instead of dying.

[docfoul]

There is nothing else. I have lived for a very long time, my dear.