⓪⑧ (sort of)

[docfoul]

DDD: Party for no discernible reason other than the White Text Guy having said so.



Whether you were invited, came of your own volition, were dragged here by some weirdos in green, or just popped up in the classic "community made you do it" fashion, you are now in THE FELT MANSION. And since Doc Scratch is and will always be an excellent host, you can count on having good food, drinks, and party games aplenty.

There isn't much he can do about the TIME SHENANIGANS, though. But you can steer clear of those if you know how. Unfortunately, there is no way to avoid the mansion's collection of A THOUSAND CLOCKS.

(Speaking of time shenanigans, you may also want to refer here for a rough explanation of what those shenanigans might be. But don't worry about it too much, really. You can just say something if you want to run into a Felt NPC and, hopefully, the shenanigans will be immensely fun for all.)

You should also feel free to START ANY NEW THREADS.

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[exceedingwords]

[She is lingering where she feels the most secure. Which is of course, where the clothes are kept. Oh my, that coat...is so hypontising..]

[bittymatou]

Community did it. It dragged me to the last party I went to, too.

[tenminutes]

I guess Scratch was right then. If he already knew we were coming, if we decided not to come the community makes us. It's probably not just you.

[bittymatou]

That guy gets on my nerves and I haven't even bothered to talk to him yet. It'd just be a waste of my time anyway.

[tenminutes]

It's a huge waste of time, he already knows the conversation before you have it, so it's just him snickering half the time.

[ And yet she finds it amusing. ]

[bittymatou]

That guy's just too arrogant.

[Coming from Shinji, that's...]

[sandinmyboots]

[As if to answer his question, enter Kefka in that tacky green coat pursued by a bunch of tacky green men. Tacky green men whose injuries match those on the effigies.]

Hi Doctors bye Doctors could you help??

[THERE HE GOES LIKE A BIG PAISLEY LIGHTNING BOLT]

[docfoul]

[Well, well. It's worth dismissing Stitch for a moment, Scratch thinks.

Do you like it?

[tenminutes]

Yeah, but he's pretty fun to talk to sometimes if you like talking in circles.

[exceedingwords]

It's very colorful.

[And it makes her a little bit hungry...]

Let's pretend I didn't fuck up my HTML there

[docfoul]

You should see it when it's being worn. Quite the sight.

[exceedingwords]

The personage in it must be quite large.

[docfoul]

Oh, yes, he is.

[pinkishgray]

[He's keeping that in mind, thank you very much.]

What's the profit?

[docfoul]

The work itself.

[starblaze]

Are you a friend of hers too?

[timey_wimey]

[ blink. blink. his mouth might have fallen open slightly to from where he was about to answer before the whirlwind of Kefka and Felt swarmed into and through the room. ]

I think... our answer just ran straight in here. Don't you? [ he looks straight at himself before grinning. he feels a bit of running coming on - specifically after Kefka and his lime green pursuers - and well, love the running. ] Fancy chasing after it?

[pinkishgray]

Sounds rewarding.

[timey_wimey]

[ oh hai there, long time no see, excuse him while he finishes his mouthful ]

Yep, that's me! Well, one of, at any rate. It's Homura, isn't it?

[timey_wimey]

[ pfft, who cares about manners when your host has a cueball for a head. ]

Good spread this, isn't it? He even remembered to add some nibbles.

[pinkishgray]

Can't help but agree. [This is the part where they run away.

He likes this part.] Come on then--

[Wait a second. He thinks he knows that paisley lightning bolt shaped blur.] What are we waiting for?

[Bolts.]

[ghostshippingly]

It's a pleasure to meet you too. [ she guesses. no reason not to be polite. ] Is this your mansion?

[aquaticrush]

I know they look a little strange, but they're good, Karen-san.

[sandinmyboots]

Hahahaha!

[Kefka's still got his magic invisibility turned on, which means that the bullets pass through him like, well, air. The coat's been getting increasingly neon as Kefka and the Felt break time and space with their shenanigans, but Kefka likes it. There's something fantastic about a chase! Now to get out of here and to lob some fireballs at these guys when he gets a chance.]

You can't catch me, suckers! This coat is mine now!

[timey_wimey]

[ oh dear. it certainly does sound like everyone's favourite god of chaotic chaos has got himself into a bit of a pickle this time. and looks and feels like it too - looking at that coat he's sporting, the double of the one he was just admiring, is giving him a hell of a headache. and not just because of the flashing neon colours. looking at physical manifestations of time going wonky hurts, darn it! ]

Makes a change to be the one chasing after something rather than being chased for once, doesn't it? [ because casual danger dialogue while running is how the cool time lords do it. ]