⓪⑥ ; "Hey don't you have to work on an explanation for that canon thing about Green Su--" "NO SHH"

[docfoul]

I have stumbled upon a... charming little blog.

((Feel free to rummage through that Tumblr, particularly free to assume that the most spoilery images are invisible to the cast and intimately related CR (if you're not familiar with Homestuck as a canon, you can either ask or just not worry about it, Scratch can work something out), and especially free to think of me as a terrible person.))

Comments

always video;

[hugmyscythe]

[Well, this girl is still pretty beaten up from two weeks ago because time has slowed down in her world--to about an hour=one day real time. In any case, it means she can take a beating and not let it bug her too much. So here she is with one missing horn and a terribly demolished arm, but she has an almost confused expression as she reads over this entry.] Why would saying one is a doctor

attract women?

[docfoul]

['Sup, desync'd time sis.]

The boundless charm of a medical professional is known to be irresistible to most ladies. Of course, I do not need such crutches, for even without my moniker, my charisma is plentiful.

[hugmyscythe]

[Okay, that makes her giggle.] He he he. Truly? The only other doctor
I personally know

seems to prefer cigarettes over

people.

[docfoul]

Attraction is very often not mutual.

[hugmyscythe]

[And here she looks back over the image.] I find it difficult to believethat you wish for another's

company.

[docfoul]

I enjoy the company of young ladies, but certainly not in the way the image implies.

[hugmyscythe]

Mm. It is what makes you'an excellent host'.

[docfoul]

Among other qualities, yes.

[Haa haa, hee hee, hoo hoo.]

[hugmyscythe]

But...I am afraid thatI do not understand

the phrase 'polish your discs'.

[docfoul]

It is a reference to a service I will have to provide in the very near future, being humorously used as a sexual euphemism.

[hugmyscythe]

...Perhaps it isunique to your world.

[docfoul]

Perhaps, in a way.

[sandinmyboots.livejournal.com]

...this is disgusting and so are you.

[docfoul]

I am in no way responsible for that picture.

[sandinmyboots.livejournal.com]

They wouldn't even have good dating advice! They're thirteen! And you're not even capable of love!

[docfoul]

I have many fans who gladly ignore that detail.