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Doc Scratch ([personal profile] docfoul) wrote2011-11-02 09:17 pm
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⓪③ ; He is already here

At times, my omniscience allows me to experience a sensation very few of you could possibly understand. That being the case, I will not even try to explain it to you.

Today is an excellent day.

Would anyone care for some candy? I have your favorite.
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[identity profile] sandinmyboots.livejournal.com 2011-11-04 06:34 pm (UTC)(link)
[IT'S LIKE SOMEONE WALKED ON HIS GRAVE lkasdj;afd]

[HE'S MAKING A RIDICULOUS FACE]

[Also he likes candy with especially strong flavors.]

[identity profile] sandinmyboots.livejournal.com 2011-11-04 10:35 pm (UTC)(link)
No! It tastes like tree bark.

[But he'll take it if he can get it. He really likes dark chocolate with hot peppers in it, though.]
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[personal profile] docfoul 2011-11-04 10:45 pm (UTC)(link)
It was only a suggestion. Of all my bottomless supplies, I find that licorice is the one I must keep handy the most.
The bowl which is now to your right should contain an even amount of the former and of your favourite.

[identity profile] sandinmyboots.livejournal.com 2011-11-05 06:39 pm (UTC)(link)
...how do I know that it's not poisoned?

[DISTRUST...]
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[personal profile] docfoul 2011-11-05 10:53 pm (UTC)(link)
You have my word - which, I understand, is regrettably of little worth to you.
Seeing as you have no qualms with the death of innocents, try having someone test it for you. Whatever the result is, you win.
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