⓪③ ; He is already here

[docfoul]

At times, my omniscience allows me to experience a sensation very few of you could possibly understand. That being the case, I will not even try to explain it to you. Today is an excellent day. Would anyone care for some candy? I have your favorite.

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[docfoul]

Very easily. Try one, Doctor. You'll find that, as far as jelly babies go, those are simply the best there are.

[timey_wimey]

Yyyyeah, I should have guessed I'd get a cryptic answer like that that doesn't actually mean anything, I mean, how exactly did it work? I'm honestly curious.

These are very good, by the way. I'd be tempted to say brilliant but like I said, your ego's more than big enough already. Besides, you probably already knew I was thinking it, so what'd be the point anyway, eh.

[docfoul]

To the omnipotent, and, particularly, one of my nature, spatial warping is elementary.

[timey_wimey]

Ohh, spatial warping. Must be nice having all those omnipotent perks.

Doesn't it ever get boring, though? You know, the whole omnisciepotent thing? Knowing everything that's going to happen before it happens must get really - well, like I said, boring.

[docfoul]

No. I have this knowledge because I am meant to put it to use. And although I have a lot of time in my hands, I almost always have a way to make it pass by.

[timey_wimey]

Such as handing out sweets to the unsuspecting general public, you mean?

[docfoul]

Why not?