⓪⑨ ; Blindsided (AKA a date with Kurt)

[docfoul]

Scratch is seeing with his eyes and that bothers him more than anyone could imagine. Who put him in a human body? Is he on some Earth restaurant? Why in the world is he on Earth?

He has no idea, and if he doesn't get any answers soon, he might fly off the handle.

Good lord, he notes as he eyes his reflection in the glass, he looks disgusting.

Damn this community. He's going to put it to some good use yet, he swears.

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[notasinglelady]

"Are you sure'" He still looks concerned. His Dad had a heart attack, he freaks out when adults get sick. "I can ask them to bring you some water."

[docfoul]

"No!" He's had quite enough of liquids, thank you. "... No, thank you."

[notasinglelady]

"What was all that?" He leans back in his chair, frowning very slightly.

[docfoul]

"Nothing." He'll just... put the glass down now.

[notasinglelady]

“You never drank before?” Kurt pretty much came up with the conclusions, since normal, Scratch has no mouth. “How you survive?”

[docfoul]

"Very easily." Ah, now this is something he's more comfortable discussing. "I have no need for fluids."

[notasinglelady]

Why did he had to say it like that Kurt winces slightly. "That's..interesting. I do, very often, in fact."

[docfoul]

If Scratch knew what Kurt was thinking, he would be more amused. It's his own fault for having such thoughts. "The vast majority of living beings do."

[notasinglelady]

He's a teen, his mind is in the gutter sometimes :x.

"Why you don't?"

[docfoul]

"Because I am an omniscient, omnipotent and immortal being. Ordinarily, anyway."

[notasinglelady]

Kurt doesn't look impressed. "You're a god?" He's clearly in love with the idea, Scratch should be able to tell.

[docfoul]

The answer is quick and simple:

"No."

[notasinglelady]

"That's good." Kurt sill looks a bit pouty.