docfoul: (S u c k e r s .)
[It wasn't so long ago that the community decided to broadcast an image of Scratch's lifeless body; in fact, it was just during the last grabbag virus. So is it just doing the same thing again? Geez, that's boring.

... Aaand yup, it fades to black. What a load of--]

Drama Drama Duck.
This is the time for last words. From me to you, and otherwise.

Go ahead.
I'm not going to live forever, you know.

Haa haa.
Hee hee.
H o o h o o.

docfoul: (Stop playing hard to get~)
Young ladies, there is a fresh supply of candy awaiting you in my humble quarters, among all other sorts of refreshments and snacks, since, although my repository of sweets is bottomless, your health is still a concern, and I would not want to ruin any of your lovely smiles.

Those who this message was meant for already know this is the case. Those who do not yet know it are completely free to know now.

((OOC: Scratch's harem so far consists of Makoto, Nepeta and... maybe... possibly... Retasu??? IT DOES IF YOU ASK HIM. Anyway, any girls are welcome to join in, as Scratch so roundaboutfully implied.))
docfoul: (Oh bother.)
[The doppelganger is gone, but the community has one last virus for Scratch:]

OOC cut )

((I-I CAN STOP BOTHERING YOU ALL FOR A WHILE NOW. One important note: Scratch can only see video B. You are obviously free to comment on both, but he won't know what the fuck. And that is pretty funny to me.))
docfoul: (Handmaid I am home now and-- oh okay.)
Cut for courier and Homestuck spoilers )

((OOC: Hey there, cast/related people! If you'd rather forbid your character from seeing this video for whatever reason, shoot me a PM and I'll get some locks in here because God knows the community is very mindful of spoilers. ouo))